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That, and more!

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And she had less early and frequent access to surgery.

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Nope.

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I keep wondering why no one ever pipes up with "Oh, and 66 million people voted against him" whenever someone mentions the 63 million morons who elected this stupid fucking prick.

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We had to wait years until McNamara admitted the whole Viet Nam war was a fucked up evil mistake, because we wouldn't hold the architects of that disaster accountable in the press and in the courts.

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Uprooted for trebuchet reference. Medieval weaponry represent!

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Fuck off, Ivanka.

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Fuck this disingenuous, criminal, corrupt little cunt. She's as awful, vile, and hateful as her father. May history one day put a picture of her next to the word "cunt" in the dictionary.

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Something, something, feckless something.

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No, those were illegal immigrant votes. They all voted multiple times. Parted their hair on the other side and walked back in to vote again for Hillary.

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See also; Afghanistan, America’s Longest Worthless War (So Far)

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Did you catch Maggie’s Amazing Interview with Chuckie Manson before he took his dirt nap? “Is it true Chas, that you like to play guitar sometimes?”

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Useless vapid skank.

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Well she IS the First Concubine.

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The carefully chosen words she hisses out through her over-sized fake choppers in her trademark Trumpian lateral lisp and that almost human-like concern in her eyes make me want to punch her in the face. "Not in my portfolio." Fucking Nazi blow up doll.

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