Celebrity demon hunter and professional old nag Pat Robertson has some ideas about what to do about the gay. Surprise: it's ex-gay rehab! On a recent edition of his teevee show "Christian Persecution Daily," Pat answered a letter from a distraught mother whose family has been afflicted with demons. Poor "Ann" has suffered one blow after another: first her son came out to her as a gay, and not long after, as an atheist! She's come to Pat beseeching his sage advice for how she can get him back on the straight and narrow, down on his knees servicing a shirtless Middle Eastern man.
Baseball players are often hot with nice fitting pants. And its a slower sport, so there's better package gazing time. Not to mention balls, bats, pitchers, and catchers.
The 12 Step approach would be just as ineffective in changing sexual orientation as it is curbing Alcohol addiction, slightly less than the natural rate of remission.
eta (actually I find they have way too many pop ups and cookies, I prefer sextoytv, because it's affiliated with Grand Opening, and the owner used to come by to the clinic and tell us how awesome we were)
I don't believe that you need to cure "the ghey," but if anything could do it; it would be watching videos people like Pat, Rush, Glen or their crew having sex with their boyfriends. Actually on second thought, I don't that would change a person's sexual orientation, just kill their desire to ever have sex again.
Well, they are both about giving up dicks and assholes.
He's doodling something, because honey no one's gonna doodle it for him.
Baseball players are often hot with nice fitting pants. And its a slower sport, so there's better package gazing time. Not to mention balls, bats, pitchers, and catchers.
The 12 Step approach would be just as ineffective in changing sexual orientation as it is curbing Alcohol addiction, slightly less than the natural rate of remission.
A lot of people who follow both end up really religious though.
My Uncle went through AA and is now a devout UU, which is pretty cool actually.
Dean Winchester Libel!
That sounds good. I should have read this before making that big pot of lentil stew and homemade pumpernickel bread for supper. Perhaps tomorrow.
Porn hub, they do great things for trees.
eta (actually I find they have way too many pop ups and cookies, I prefer sextoytv, because it's affiliated with Grand Opening, and the owner used to come by to the clinic and tell us how awesome we were)
UU? I'm being serious, what is UU?
Unitarian Universalists
Thanks, I can google that up :)
I don't believe that you need to cure "the ghey," but if anything could do it; it would be watching videos people like Pat, Rush, Glen or their crew having sex with their boyfriends. Actually on second thought, I don't that would change a person's sexual orientation, just kill their desire to ever have sex again.
UU? Awesome. The one religion us atheists can get down with.
50 shades of gay?
i'm not even gay, but reading this shite is making me sad i'm not.
Ahh, the '"grass is always greener" theory. It can be disappointing on this side too.