The Queen Takes Her Tea With 72 Virgins

* There has only been one other time when people hated Dubs this much. [ CBS ]

* Who's doing to spend more time in the slammer, Paris or Scooter? [ The Swamp ]

* Why bother having secret prisons if we're not hardly even using them? [ HuffPo ]

* Judge freezes $400,000 of Jefferson's assets, pun intended. [ AP ]

* Bush's surgeon general nominee supports stem cell research -- as a cure for gayness. [ Scrappleface ]

* Romney leads in Iowa but that might be because no one else is running there. [ AmSpec ]

* The Islamo-Fascist takeover of the UK can't come soon enough. [ LGF ]