America's new national anthem serves as a delightful accompaniment to some hawt elephant p0rno. [ YouTube ]
Little Lord Fauntleroy would like to remind the filthy American colonists that this tea-shed election is really a victory for the Magna Carta. [ Telegraph ]
The Democratic Party is the aborted dumpster-fetus of America, which is OK because they were whiny and deserved to get flushed. [ CanadaFreePress ]
Rick Perry IS NOT running for President, according to Rick Perry. So start decorating your Hoveround with Perry/Bachmann stickers, like yesterday. [ Fox ]
Not even the evil trillionaire George Soros could stop the tea-brown tidal wave that splashed all over America's face last night. [ AmericanVision ]
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