The Republican Gloat Bloat Machine Can't Stop Belching
America's new national anthem serves as a delightful accompaniment to some hawt elephant p0rno. [ YouTube ]
Little Lord Fauntleroy would like to remind the filthy American colonists that this tea-shed election is really a victory for the Magna Carta. [ Telegraph ]
The Democratic Party is the aborted dumpster-fetus of America, which is OK because they were whiny and deserved to get flushed. [ CanadaFreePress ]
Rick Perry IS NOT running for President, according to Rick Perry. So start decorating your Hoveround with Perry/Bachmann stickers, like yesterday. [ Fox ]
Not even the evil trillionaire George Soros could stop the tea-brown tidal wave that splashed all over America's face last night. [ AmericanVision ]
Perhaps you have finally uncovered one of those freedoms that they claim to have lost. GET YOR SOSHILIST HANDS OFF MY PARADOXES!
and double down sandwiches!
never forget!