The Second Amendment: Gay America's #1 Weapon Against Bullies
Instead of banning hate speech, FARCEbook should just give guns to all those suicidal gay teens. [ RedState ]
Obama is secretly calculating the demise of the American economy, so he and his down-low boyfriend, Tim Geithner, can get off on the destruction of America. [ RFD America ]
Finally, some Republicans are bravely standing up against the most sickening form of welfare in America, the minimum wage. [ Time ]
Liberals hate the Tea Party because their elbow patch-wearing Ivy League professors forgot to teach them them about how awesome the Tea Party is. [ WSJ ]
The Gay Patriots play hot or not by comparing the relative hotness of Republicans vs. Democrats. Funny, we don't see Lindsey Graham anywhere. [ Gay Patriot ]
also prostitution. Don't forget to legalize that too.
Along with the minimum wage get rid of the child labor laws as well. 'Bout time those little punks figured out how the world really works.