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<i>The Democratic party, meanwhile, is busy ruining this.</i>

Seriously. Either we're going to have to just assume not everybody agrees with everybody else on their side of the aisle, or every candidate and elected official is going to need to issue a "Daily Denounce List" just to keep up.

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We got Bell Bottom Blues out of it too. So yeah, totally worth it.

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Just what Afghanistan needs -- another high-flying drone.

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He'll get back to you (after checking poll results.)

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(S)hit. FYT.

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Since he was purposefully failed his draft physical during Nam he should be given the chance to redeem his honor and serve the country he so loves by being sent to Afghanistan. He can take all of his guns and guitars with him.

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STARSHIP-HIJACKING LIBEL!!!

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hookers, blow and nugent.

this is shaping up to be a fine week.

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Especially if it's someone's birthday.

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Howzabout water boarding? Who was it that said it's perfectly legal and not torture? OH YEAH! It was every Republican talking head. So it should be OK. But do NOT make him listen to his own music. That would be torture.

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No kidding. I mean, I like a sweaty teddy, but just not <b>that</b> kind...

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Perhaps the Secret Service just wants to introduce him to a couple of young ladies down in Colombia.

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This constant "Demand that [candidate] denounce what some dipshit said" is a lame tactic that I will not miss.

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