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Georgeeeee! <3

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I Wrote a Goodbye Poem to the 7 Banned CDC WordsGoodbye, sweet VULNERABLEYou've made us uncomfortableYou're helpless and fragile and meek You describe populationsCondemned to damnationBy Trump every day of the week.

And so long, ENTITLEMENTWe now feel ambivalentToward your programs and duties and rights The government sucks!Full of snowflakes and cucksBut my hedge fund will soar like a kite.

And sorry, DIVERSITYFor all this adversityBut we like things to be just the sameAll white male and ChristianThat's Jesus Christ's mission!So we'll find some brown druggies to blame.

And FETUS, my friendYou're a means to an endA baby, we'd rather you beWe sure hate your uterusThis isn't so new to usBut Viagra? Well that will be free.

And well, SCIENCE-BASEDYou are not in good tasteEinstein and Newton be damnedScience is lies(Or at best has "two sides")And so you are forever banned.

Take care, EVIDENCE-BASED The fact must be facedThat the truth is a fungible thingWe can't say there's evidenceBut we can murder elephantsOh it's good to have Trump for our King!

Bon voyage, dear TRANSGENDERYour mysterious splendorWas too much for our bean-brains to takeWe'll say you don't existAnd we'll write up a listOf banned words, and make news that is fake.

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