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WTF is that supposed to mean?

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But it's already a children's book!

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Let's not forget Social Distortion's coverhttps://www.youtube.com/wat...

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Lu-Tze?

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Someone directed me to a functional medical dr practicing in the DC area. I read through what he does and the blood work, extended testing, some scans-ok and then ridding the body of parasites. I thought no- bet the guy wants to make me drink some crap or put something up me the other way- and parasites are certainly not my problem(but he thinks everyone needs to be rid of them)

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So you went to law school?

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Remember Rule Number One.

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But did you ever ask yourself why they told you go out and play in the rain?

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my earthing energy supplemental needs are already met by electromagnetic fields

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I'll have a second helping of that tasty poison oak salad, thank you.

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All it takes is a creative nom de web, an email address (like somethingsomething@aol.com) and you too can add your thoughts to this petition.

Oh, like you had something real to do today!

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Weirdos. Well, I'm off to charge up my crystals.

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Jesus. And ringworm? Haven't you been lucky.

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In a rigorous clinical test using demrats it was determined that the overuse of snake oil results in a condition called Ted Cruz.

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Wow! Earthing! I used to do a lot of that, but back then we called it ... "camping." As I recall, it was a lot cheaper, but I'm sure the extra expense and the new name are worth it.

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Dad likes 'em clean....(sorry, sorry, don't know my own bad.....)

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