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data_ninja's avatar

But it's already a children's book!

data_ninja's avatar

Let's not forget Social Distortion's coverhttps://www.youtube.com/wat...

andreamd's avatar

Someone directed me to a functional medical dr practicing in the DC area. I read through what he does and the blood work, extended testing, some scans-ok and then ridding the body of parasites. I thought no- bet the guy wants to make me drink some crap or put something up me the other way- and parasites are certainly not my problem(but he thinks everyone needs to be rid of them)

OrdinaryJoe's avatar

So you went to law school?

Last Hussar's avatar

Remember Rule Number One.

OrdinaryJoe's avatar

But did you ever ask yourself why they told you go out and play in the rain?

Royal Ugly Dude's avatar

my earthing energy supplemental needs are already met by electromagnetic fields

FlownOver, Unraptured's avatar

I'll have a second helping of that tasty poison oak salad, thank you.

FlownOver, Unraptured's avatar

All it takes is a creative nom de web, an email address (like somethingsomething@aol.com) and you too can add your thoughts to this petition.

Oh, like you had something real to do today!

Mr. Blobfish's avatar

Weirdos. Well, I'm off to charge up my crystals.

Vienna Woods's avatar

Jesus. And ringworm? Haven't you been lucky.

yourlizardoverlord's avatar

In a rigorous clinical test using demrats it was determined that the overuse of snake oil results in a condition called Ted Cruz.

Norbrook's avatar

Wow! Earthing! I used to do a lot of that, but back then we called it ... "camping." As I recall, it was a lot cheaper, but I'm sure the extra expense and the new name are worth it.

It's Just Toomush's avatar

Dad likes 'em clean....(sorry, sorry, don't know my own bad.....)