Greetings and Salutations, friends! Do you have aches and pains what ail you? Are you afflicted by rheumatism, King’s evil, and the French pox? Do you seek the fantastical cures to these maladies and more, and maybe a little tincture to rattle your marriage bed? Well you won’t find them here, by gumption. Nay, friends, for in this traveling medicine show you’ll find a rundown of the choicest concoctions of bull pucky, bunk, and pseudoscience to grace our marvelous steam-powered electro-web!
"The grift artists are in the mall. The grift artists are in my hall. Their rip-offs leave our emptied wallets on the floor And every day the swindler boys bring more..."
Oh, lots and lots of words. But, to me at least, "best-selling" means some individual things you wrote sold a really large number of copies, not just that you sold a lot of words.
It makes more sense than the Bible.
âªâ«âªâ« <i>Oh you can tell by the way I wok, I&#039;m a Doritos man, no time to talk...
Hah, hah, hah, hah, Sautein&#039; at five Sautein&#039; at five...</i> âªâ«âªâ«
GRIFT IT, GRIFT IT, GRIFT IT GOOD!...
Two <i>minutes???</i>
Why, what on earth could they be doing for the other minute and forty-five seconds?
The Thetans were...
â« <i> ... Lost between the Moon and Jersey City... </i> âª
(Sorry, I seem to be in a tuneful mood at the moment for some reason.)
&quot;Pulp novel&quot; is too elevated a term to use when describing the meth-scented brain farts of the Nicotine Narcissist.
&quot;The grift artists are in the mall. The grift artists are in my hall. Their rip-offs leave our emptied wallets on the floor And every day the swindler boys bring more...&quot;
<i>~ with apologies to Pink Floyd</i>
Doloras, you are the <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Joseph_Brackett" target="_blank">Joseph Brackett</a> of Scientology.
Je suis Xenu.
Excellent..
Two minutes? Who&#039;s she dating - Barry Allen?
I&#039;m pretty sure the Doritos letter was some exceptionially fine trolling.
Ah, the Chatcave has got you, ain&#039;a?
Also, too, he was Great and Powerful.
Oh, lots and lots of words. But, to me at least, &quot;best-selling&quot; means some individual things you wrote sold a really large number of copies, not just that you sold a lot of words.
What is &quot;is&quot;, I suppose.
Bruce libel. Or not.