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eggs ackly-wright's avatar

Need more irony in your diet?

marxalot's avatar

The upcoming Twitter voodoo deluge will be YOOOGE. Colossal. Seriously, he's going to counter curse them so hard, it'll make their heads spin. Maybe even puke green. They'll need an exorcist, is what I'm saying.

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You're going to think this is funny. But not being one of the cule kidz, I have to Google commonly used internet acronyms. So I Googled VDE.

Tiny kaiju's avatar

Absolutely. It's like a diet Paloma (sort of;tequila instead of vodka.)

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Also where the best place to find newts and edible babies is located and do they take SNAP.

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Doug Benson libel! I don't entirely get his appeal either but he is weirdly adorable, like a really dumb, good natured dog. Doug Benson, not Maher.

Fare la Volpe's avatar

I started to hate Maher after I became aware of the insufferable smug that surrounded his head after the release of Religulous (not to mention that he's never met a joke too cheap or too easy), but once I found out he is openly anti-vaccine and sits on the board of the eco-terrorist money-laundering front known as PETA, I came to detest him.

JaaaaaCeeeee's avatar

Was the Sheewash drive not only desirable, but ecological like those green carwashes?

JaaaaaCeeeee's avatar

Love that Ms. Carleton Sneed worked herself up by the bootstraps after daddy Judge Joseph Tyree Sneed III's great grandfather the preacher, settled in Calvert, TX striking it rich in oil.

Doloras Funkette's avatar

Foolish bunch of wanna-blessed-be's. Hexes don't work if you TALK about them before they take effect.

Doloras Funkette's avatar

Southern European? Corsican, Sardinian, Sicilian, Neapolitan?

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Anti-vaccine, Islamophobic, AND PETA?! A trifecta of the worst parts of liberalism.

Clark Ashton Kutcher's avatar

Illocano, from the Philippines.

alwayspunkindrublic's avatar

He's an anti-vaxxer to boot? Why tf are libs always sucking up to this douche?