Welcome back, pagans, heretics, and heathens alike! It's time once more for the Snake Oil Bulletin. This week we're taking a break from our usual skullduggery, flim-flammery, and general assorted chicanery to take a look at those nice folks out in Utah making such a stir of things of late. It seems the Mormons have been doing some "clarifying" recently, and the results of the clarification haven't turned out too well for the homosexicans among us.