Welcome back, dearest readers! It's time once more for the weekly helping of head-desking "moran"-acy known as the Snake Oil Bulletin. This week we're tackling the topic of fitness bloggers, those handsomish, sexy people who populate our interwebs with their yogas and crossfits and inspirational quotes that can
I used to work for Canada Post and one night I processed a large mailing from a guy named Homer B. Royds. I maintain he didn't really have a middle name. He just need an initial. His parents should be ashamed.
i'm a bad man. sorry, i flagged yer post. bold type is translated by my grey matter as crazy crap ads, and i automatically flag without reading. awesome snark, i'ma gonna go stand in the corner now.
Tracy - dearie - when he tells you that if you let him jizz your face that it will reduce pimples and wrinkles, he's probably just creepy. Don't tell your friends to store up jizz and wipe it on their faces, M'kay?
On the subject of "storing up": one of those little things that made military life interesting was the task force medic, after three weeks in the field, commenting that he was concerned that vehicle accidents might become more likely due to the troops suffering from "white eye".
Some great recipes in these cookbooks, Truly!
And here I've been wearing sunscreen all these years to protect against aging. Silly me, I should have been using second-hand (ha!) jizz instead.
That's a personal decision - not to be debated on a beauty tips site. "Beauty tips" - get it?
OMG!
I used to work for Canada Post and one night I processed a large mailing from a guy named Homer B. Royds. I maintain he didn't really have a middle name. He just need an initial. His parents should be ashamed.
A hand job and a blow job?
Three, maybe four!
i'm a bad man. sorry, i flagged yer post. bold type is translated by my grey matter as crazy crap ads, and i automatically flag without reading. awesome snark, i'ma gonna go stand in the corner now.
Tracy - dearie - when he tells you that if you let him jizz your face that it will reduce pimples and wrinkles, he's probably just creepy. Don't tell your friends to store up jizz and wipe it on their faces, M'kay?
As a lesbian trying to get pregnant, I am outraged by this waste of perfectly good wrigglers.
On the subject of "storing up": one of those little things that made military life interesting was the task force medic, after three weeks in the field, commenting that he was concerned that vehicle accidents might become more likely due to the troops suffering from "white eye".
I'd volunteer, but at my age my wriggler count is not promising.
In French: "La veuve Poignet" (The widow Palm) and "Madame Cinq doigts" (Mrs. Five fingers) among many other expressions.
But most importantly has Ben Carson endorsed it yet?
Its the wrist that keeps on giving!
Have a great day!
Semen Mask? Wow, if we can turn fapping into a home-based business, the GDP's gonna soar!