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Is trump going to talk about invading Poland in this speech?

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I think he's going into the Sudetenland first.

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Take your Risperdal, Alex.

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Ah, that would be the "Dont be called Robert" ordinance of 1824. Could be worse. In 1968 it was a capital crime.

Too soon?

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Killing Koreans for ratings? You sick person.

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Maps of his win, then.

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oh...he ll go to fed minimum security camp.....no steel toilets....none of those overused cliches....see orange is the new black...v accurate except for the orange...in fed ....its a soft beige....

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Pauses for mandated applause.

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What sort of money can I get for "no collusion"? in sotupped.

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Camel-faced dullard.

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A few words from God:

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Yes, but i heard this time he will pull down his pants and lipsync the speech with his spaaaacious asscheecks

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Covfefe?

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Starting with that pizza place....

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Well I'm going to watch this shit show. Someone has to. I'm stepping into the breach. You need me on that wall.

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State of the Uniom... in a nutshell. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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