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tubuc's avatar

Is trump going to talk about invading Poland in this speech?

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Parakeetist's avatar

I think he's going into the Sudetenland first.

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Parakeetist's avatar

Take your Risperdal, Alex.

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Last Hussar's avatar

Ah, that would be the "Dont be called Robert" ordinance of 1824. Could be worse. In 1968 it was a capital crime.

Too soon?

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Last Hussar's avatar

Killing Koreans for ratings? You sick person.

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Last Hussar's avatar

Maps of his win, then.

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leslie's avatar

oh...he ll go to fed minimum security camp.....no steel toilets....none of those overused cliches....see orange is the new black...v accurate except for the orange...in fed ....its a soft beige....

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rtpoeman's avatar

Pauses for mandated applause.

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james crubb's avatar

What sort of money can I get for "no collusion"? in sotupped.

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Maria Sewell's avatar

Camel-faced dullard.

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Run2Live's avatar

A few words from God:

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Bright Bart's avatar

Yes, but i heard this time he will pull down his pants and lipsync the speech with his spaaaacious asscheecks

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phoenix00's avatar

Covfefe?

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phoenix00's avatar

Starting with that pizza place....

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3FingerPete's avatar

Well I'm going to watch this shit show. Someone has to. I'm stepping into the breach. You need me on that wall.

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The Reverend Stu''s avatar

State of the Uniom... in a nutshell. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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