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tubuc's avatar

Is trump going to talk about invading Poland in this speech?

Parakeetist's avatar

I think he's going into the Sudetenland first.

Parakeetist's avatar

Take your Risperdal, Alex.

Last Hussar's avatar

Ah, that would be the "Dont be called Robert" ordinance of 1824. Could be worse. In 1968 it was a capital crime.

Too soon?

Last Hussar's avatar

Killing Koreans for ratings? You sick person.

Last Hussar's avatar

Maps of his win, then.

leslie's avatar

oh...he ll go to fed minimum security camp.....no steel toilets....none of those overused cliches....see orange is the new black...v accurate except for the orange...in fed ....its a soft beige....

rtpoeman's avatar

Pauses for mandated applause.

james crubb's avatar

What sort of money can I get for "no collusion"? in sotupped.

Bright Bart's avatar

Yes, but i heard this time he will pull down his pants and lipsync the speech with his spaaaacious asscheecks

phoenix00's avatar

Starting with that pizza place....

3FingerPete's avatar

Well I'm going to watch this shit show. Someone has to. I'm stepping into the breach. You need me on that wall.