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Zyxomma's avatar

Wonketteers, I know you love nature, including Giant Sequoias. Well, the current administration wants to reduce their monument by 75% for their friends in the logging industry. We can stop them, and we must: https://sierra.secure.force...

anon_the_great's avatar

God Fucking Damn It.

Microsoft updated my Confuser and now my mouse appears to be a random scroll generator.

H0mer0's avatar

if attached to actor who played Lucien Malfoy, not this SMOTI disciple (who wouldn't understand humor if it licked his balls and tickled them.)

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I imagined a Morlock would look like a Wheaton terrier/Sasquatch type without the cuteness. Hoft is too stupid to be a Morlock.

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"My cunty tis of thee..."

H0mer0's avatar

they mean two entirely different actions.

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someone assaulted your peanut?

H0mer0's avatar

Sikhs were getting violence from both sides during the partition of the Subcontinent. You don't expect blind nationalists to tell us brown people apart (except in "King of the Hill" where Cotton knew that Kahn was a Laotian.)

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An orbital blowout fracture occurs when fist makes contact with eye socket causing the thin bone layer of the floor of the socket to break. I saw it at Walter Reed and at Malcolm Grow (at Andrews AFB) in two separate domestic violence situations. The latter involved someone who got punched by his teenage stepson. The officer was not close enough to Mr Brown for that to happen.

Bobo Brazil's avatar

I'm still haunted by the Classics Illustrated Comics version I was unfortunate enough to read when I was in kindergarten: http://erkelzaar.tsudao.com...

Incoming Ham's avatar

Christ almighty, can we dig up Teddy Roosevelt and have him kick a few asses in that kleptministration?

H0mer0's avatar

this is why some pictures are better left up to one's imagination or lack thereof. I agree that SMOTI Sr must have cut this out of a magazine to show his hairdresser how he wanted to look.

Zyxomma's avatar

I'd love to. Bully!

Vacuous Virgina's avatar

2 dorks, 1cup 😨😨😨😨😨