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Wonketteers, I know you love nature, including Giant Sequoias. Well, the current administration wants to reduce their monument by 75% for their friends in the logging industry. We can stop them, and we must: https://sierra.secure.force...

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God Fucking Damn It.

Microsoft updated my Confuser and now my mouse appears to be a random scroll generator.

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if attached to actor who played Lucien Malfoy, not this SMOTI disciple (who wouldn't understand humor if it licked his balls and tickled them.)

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I imagined a Morlock would look like a Wheaton terrier/Sasquatch type without the cuteness. Hoft is too stupid to be a Morlock.

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"My cunty tis of thee..."

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they mean two entirely different actions.

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someone assaulted your peanut?

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Sikhs were getting violence from both sides during the partition of the Subcontinent. You don't expect blind nationalists to tell us brown people apart (except in "King of the Hill" where Cotton knew that Kahn was a Laotian.)

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An orbital blowout fracture occurs when fist makes contact with eye socket causing the thin bone layer of the floor of the socket to break. I saw it at Walter Reed and at Malcolm Grow (at Andrews AFB) in two separate domestic violence situations. The latter involved someone who got punched by his teenage stepson. The officer was not close enough to Mr Brown for that to happen.

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I'm still haunted by the Classics Illustrated Comics version I was unfortunate enough to read when I was in kindergarten: http://erkelzaar.tsudao.com...

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Christ almighty, can we dig up Teddy Roosevelt and have him kick a few asses in that kleptministration?

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this is why some pictures are better left up to one's imagination or lack thereof. I agree that SMOTI Sr must have cut this out of a magazine to show his hairdresser how he wanted to look.

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I'd love to. Bully!

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Ha! good one.

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2 dorks, 1cup 😨😨😨😨😨

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