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I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

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<blockquote>Illegal diseased brown children. </blockquote>

You forgot to mention how they're all raping all the women all the time, according to human-shaped ball of stupid Louie Gohmert, who also (obviously) crossed the same line Hoft did into pure evil.

I'm so fucking disgusted at the right wing reaction to these kids. Their language sounds pregenocidal, like listening to Radio Rwanda.

<a href="http:\/\/www.rawstory.com\/rs\/2014\/07\/17\/some-bible-verses-for-the-good-christians-angry-that-migrant-kids-might-sleep-in-a-bed\/" target="_blank">Today's Pandagon</a> was right on point.

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But it's gonna be a real classy bankruptcy!

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The sad predictability still does nothing to salve the pain of the vile xenomisia.

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What is your major malfunction, Hoft?

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Huh. I misread that as "nativists". Because they're that, too.

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Mostly through a combination of Bush being so fucking awful and by grovelling before narcissistic asshats like Ben Nelson and Blanche Lincoln.

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Does Norovirus count as cruel and unusual punishment?

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8th Amendment be damned!

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And that he shrunk the national debt and never raised taxes and was Tough On Terror (TM)

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That's pretty much exactly what he is. But I do not think there are any objects in the wingnut ecosystem save for shit and the insects that tend to it.

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A little credit for Princess Nancy, please. Those 218 votes didn't wrangle themselves.

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He just is, you know?

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OK fine, Internet, be that way. Then here's your Rule 35 challenge, sickie birds:

Jim Hoft furry/snuff-porn. He's in a special My Little Pony suit, where his face sticks out under the tail. He prances around, says a bunch of racist/stupid shit, then suggestively climbs into a catapult, and the money-shot is him being launched into the sun.

FAP FAP FAP

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I'm a big fan of Nancy, but the House wasn't nearly as big a problem as the World's Most Derpliberative Body (TM). It was, after all, in the Senate where three Democrats threatened to filibuster their own President's central campaign policy unless it was made shittier in ways that would worst affect core Democratic constituencies. Yeah, I'm still fucking mad at those tools. We're thankfully rid of two of them (although of course, both of their replacements, being Republicans, are even worse assholes). And I wouldn't bet my house on Landrieu surviving this fall, not even a Monopoly piece.

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Until eternity, actually.

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