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Questions of great moment like this are why I regret not having taken any Comparative Religion courses in school. Or Home Ec.

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Could this all be because more and more rational, educated adults are dispensing with their cable TV packages, and the remaining audience for these channels is therefore becoming increasingly, shall we say, Christofundapatriot?

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In these relationships, consent is assumed. Right up until the knife enters between his second and third ribs.

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Do you work at Fox News?

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What the hell is a feminazi? Please, share your wisdom with me.

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I am pretty sure you can these days. It seems to be the in thing for the peole with all the power to claim they are really the victims here.Also, congrats on the 23 :) I am thinking 40 minute foot massages helped in that. Further thinkig that scream inducing cunnilingus did not hurt either.

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I know, Jasper Fforde is a true visionary! He needs to hurry up with the next Thursday Next book though, it's been a long wait.

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I'm all for such a channel! :P

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Do you love having sex with an object but miss the gentle touch a real woman brings to a sammidge? Now you can have both! It's the new Real Doll Sammidge-Mistress Edition. Available in Brunette, Redhead, Blonde and Ethnic models. Sound incredible? Wait, there's more! Order now and get Two Real Doll Sammidge-Mistresses for the price of one. But that's not all. Bored with the standard Real Doll sex talk? During this promotional offer you will also, too receive the Subservience Voice Pak. Your doll will also sprout Bible verses about how inferior she is. Order now, while supplies last.

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I remember this channel when it was the learning channel and they used to show stuff that was interesting. Now it's drivel for the mass of Americans, who seem to be more interested in laughing at people.

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What is with these people? If it's not teh wimminz, it's teh gheyz. And it's not what they want, it's what their Supreme Being wants. And everyone else is just WRONG, so there.

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Submissive wife? Around here, that comes under 'role playing.'

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Yeah - this is the channel that has that horror of a program that shows stupid brides-to-be picking out hideous crap-looking wedding gowns while dozens of her friends and family validate that all 500 pounds and HHHHHHHH cup size of them looks fabulous stuffed poorly into that strapless mermaid gown.

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Don't know, and prefer not to think about the possibilities.

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This would be fun to watch only if it involved cute costumes and live action porn: Roman and slave girl, tycoon and secretary, Batman and Robin. Hackneyed, but still entertaining.

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