The Superbowl's All-American Half-time Show
Take your fake astronauts walking on fake moons. Take your Kid Rocks wearing American flag ponchos. Take your marching bands. Nothing makes us love our country more than the sight of somebody's booby. This is why the terrorists hate us.
No, really, this is why they hate us.
CBS apologizes for Janet Jackson's breast-baring end to halftime show [AP/Yahoo]