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The Supreme Court Tamed All The Sluts In Today's Happy Links!
It is so stupid, to not be born a man. It is the dumbest thing a person could possibly do, yet fully 51% of the population has committed this sin! We are so grossed out by this, and we are so delighted by today's Supreme Court decision. Haha, this is a joke, we hate this SCOTUS bullshit. We wrote funny things about it on Happy Nice Time People , a site you should visit on the regular. It is our feminist clickbait warblog, for Jesus.
We performed, wrote, and directed "The Taming Of The Slut," a brilliant new one-act play about birf kontrolz.
We listed 10 Hobby Lobby products that sound like they are birth control , but are not actually birth control.
We explained that sci-fi does not suck and that "Doctor Who" fucking rules .
We womansplained how to not hate your ass or the rest of your flesh.
We enjoyed imaginary site boyfriend John Oliver's take on Uganda's insane anti-gay laws .
And we discovered five things the Supreme Court would call your vagina , if they were doing phone sex at it.
And that's all for now, folks! Enjoy yourselves and don't forget to follow us on your Twitterings .