Like most years when there's a Democrat in the White House, 2013 was a year of things getting rammed, crammed, jammed, shoved, and/or forced down our (America's) throats.
Tom was a creep - He electrocuted an elephant in New York in 1903; just one of many animal electrocutions he committed to discredit a new kind of electricity: alternating current. What an asshat!
A moment of silence for those who lost their lives in the War On Christmas protecting the sanctity of saying "Merry Christmas" instead of "Happy Holidays".
...it's a new excuse?
Best wishes for the new year.
It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle....
<i>... multi-vaginad couples ...</i>
According to a, uh, documentary I saw once, some women are born with two vaginas. (Vaginae?) Are they now eligible to marry themselves?
Weird she can also spew shit without speaking.
I say &quot;Have a Gay Christmas&quot;. They don&#039;t know what to think.
&quot;Ramming down our throats&quot; is Republican dog whistle for &quot;democratically enacted laws&quot;.
You just became my hero for the rest of 2013
Yes, that is an achingly good phrase (for those of us who have no-onion low standards).
Tom was a creep - He electrocuted an elephant in New York in 1903; just one of many animal electrocutions he committed to discredit a new kind of electricity: alternating current. What an asshat!
Sometimes a corndog is just a corndog. This is not one of those times.
She&#039;s a spitter, not a swallower.
A moment of silence for those who lost their lives in the War On Christmas protecting the sanctity of saying &quot;Merry Christmas&quot; instead of &quot;Happy Holidays&quot;.
The governors of Washington, Massachusetts, Arizona, Indiana, Tennessee and Missouri?
Oh, and George Washington&#039;s electric toothbrush? The chain saw.
And now you know ... the rest of the story.