He was in jail (my dad). And I wouldn't bail him out because fuck that. And my mom said she didn't realize I was so cold and hard-hearted and I was really sad, but I I didn't see her bailing him out, and anyway it was like a thousand bucks and I was unemployed. So. He gets out of jail and I am feeling guilty and like a mean hardhearted woman, which I do not like to be, and I say "Dad! How was jail!"
They will be missed.
"God is a wonderful guy, and we have a great relationship."
Just when you think you can't think any less of Dick Cheney...
But maybe just a little more urine-soaked
More than their namesake, at least.
Creepy. Why on earth would someone do that?
There is a faction in South Africa who rejoiced today. The same kind of apartheid motherfuckers whose grandpappies put up that poster.
In a proper world, Mandela would be a Saint. Because that was a fucking miracle.
Those would be the ones with two neurons to rub together.
Must just be the regular crowd here today, because no one has called you out for that.
"And His new throne is gonna be yuuuge."
Very nicely put.
Damn right.
Well, herself and himself did have a wonderful relationship.
Functional illiterates (and, to be fair, folks who are high).
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