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Emil Muz's avatar

If I had a little dog like those, they'd have a whole wardrobe of little onesies.

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

I would too!

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Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

Running with scissors will be allowed at the Olympics this summer.

So this timely gif is just a preview.

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bluePNWcats's avatar

Martini- your gif today is perfect!

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TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

You have brought us a wonderful gif(t), Martini.

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NatalyaResists's avatar

I feel like they're out to get me!

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YaJagoff's avatar

They are.

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Ellie Alive In 25's avatar

I just came for the gif! Puppies!!

Thank you. Now, I can face reading the NEWS!

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IMPOed's avatar

It is a nice prelude to horror!

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Menotsure's avatar

The standards to enter barber school have really changed.

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Thalia Is Not Amused's avatar

*whispers loudly*

Didn't you hear? They had to, no one wants to work anymore, you know. 😉

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Menotsure's avatar

God knows, I don't.

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Thalia Is Not Amused's avatar

Ha! For someone who's retired, you're one busy guy.

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Shocktreatment's avatar

Even when they run with scissors, they are good dogs...

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James Baskin's avatar

I look like a people!!!!

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The Wanderer's avatar

Puppy Chuckies!

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Mr Canoehead/M Tête-Canoë's avatar

From Ralston/Purina!

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

They are! 😆

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YaJagoff's avatar

I shoulda scrolled down a bit.

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Untrickled by Michelle Teheux's avatar

I made the mistake of reading the NYT cabin story.(https://www.nytimes.com/2024/06/11/realestate/wood-cabin-home-ny.html)

They RUINED that cabin. I am SO tired of reading about rich people buying a place and then destroying it utterly. These thoughtless yahoos should have stayed in NYC where they couldn't have done such damage.

Quote: It was ‘Wood on wood on wood, in a very terrifying way.’ Oh, that's such bullshit. It's a f'ing CABIN! It's SUPPOSED TO BE WOOD ON WOOD and it's not terrifying. Now it's "airy"? Yeah, because you ruined it.

Why do they always interview these horrible home ruiners instead of normal people who buy a house, respect if for what it is, and restore/remodel it thoughtfully?

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Elderly John's avatar

If someone gave me almost a million dollars, I could knock out a fair-to-middin' cabin. Just sayin'

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Untrickled by Michelle Teheux's avatar

Really wealthy people spend their money in ways that truly mystify me.

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Revenant's avatar

What if the Time Bandits were all dogs? See gif at the head of this article.

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beb's avatar

I am pleasantly surprise that Daniel Radcliffe has had such a successful career after Harry Potter. Some people, like Adam West get so typecast for one role that that's the end of the career.

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SterWonk's avatar

I was saying the other night, he's gone out of his way to *not* be typecast. He seems to be willing to try anything that sounds fun or interesting.

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Amezed's avatar

The "Weird Al" project was thoroughly delightful. DR has some excellent judgment/advisors :)

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Melissa's avatar

Why are the Qbies so obsessed with dead people? They claim every dead famous person from the last 200 years is actually still kicking. Weird

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Amezed's avatar

Would venture that it has to do with reluctance to embrace progress/change (says the person who uses a flip phone.) Their vilification of Dr. Fauci, for example

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Melissa's avatar

It's okay, Amelia, I have a landline and am a progressive but don't believe Mike Flynn is Elvis and Marilyn Monroes offspring.

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Ho͛gͦͥeͬ͒yeGr̰̻̜e̬̞̠x͔'s avatar

Totally OT, and I’ll drop it in the open thread later, but: “Clearance Thomas” made me laugh.

https://i.imgur.com/iP5c0xy.png

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Major Kong's avatar

Martha Stewart did her time without whining, without blaming The Deep State, or DOJ, or whining "RIGGED STOLLEN UNFAIR!" In other words, more of a man than the MAGAts.

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Amezed's avatar

Martha Stewart is a wildly successful businessperson, clearly has a sense of humour about herself, and is a beauty into her elderdom

So, the opposite of Sir Fartsalot

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subterrene's avatar

I almost forgot about QAnon. When you have so many Rs and Conservatives running around right now barking out fantasies, it really takes the wind out of those old conspiracy tales. I see that Q-ball in particular still has the same old chutzpah, all-caps yelling about Michael Jackson being alive and reappearing on June 10th (checks watch)...

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PRW's avatar

'TrumpWorld is scared. PROBABLY OF SPIDERS' I would have thought sharks, given what a major talking point it is?

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Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

whynotboth.gif

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Revenant's avatar

spidersharks, the stuff of nightmares

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Major Kong's avatar

Martha Stewart did her time without whining about the Deep State and RIGGED and UNFAIR. She did it like a champ and has rebuilt her brand. In other words, more of a man than any of the MAGAt martyrs.

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Sarah Smile's avatar

Daniel Radcliffe has had such an interesting career post-HP. He's on Broadway, but he also played a superpowered farting corpse.

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Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

I don't know why Steve Bannon isn't doing jumping jacks of joy about the prison he will go to.

Hot AND cold running water. Food. A metal bed with a thin mattress. Supervised recreation. Free teevee. A chaplain. Healthcare provided.

A lot of people might consider such a gift an opportunity to roll up their sleeves, sit down at their desk and physically write out some kind of manifesto in their free time.

Or they might use a system of pen-pals to get the word out to their followers about how they are formulating a post prison ACTION PLAN and the followers need to stay tuned. Or fund raise some money. Or engage in a self-improvement program. Or get religion.

All I'm saying is that Steve needs to start seeing this as an OPPORTUNITY and not an imposition.

Look at all the stuff Hitler did while he was in prison for attempting a violent insurrection in Weimer Republic Germany back in the 1920s. He actually organized his whole campaign to set the whole wide world on fire while he was waiting to get out.

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TalentNotAutotune's avatar

DJT down another $2.75 or 8.47% this morning, trading at $31.78.

As many have said, it's still over-valued by about $31.78.

But really, think about this - DJT stock is very, very thinly-traded, since the majority of shares are in the hands of a dude who cannot trade them right now (that's PAB, of course).

To be down as much as this stock is means that everyone BUT the majority shareholder is bearish on the company. Funniest thing though is this little note at the bottom of the stock's page:

"This stock is not currently covered by any analysts."

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Satanic Pancake's avatar

Since you mention spiders -- I had a dream about spiders last night. I was in a kitchen at someone else's house when a big-ass grey spider crawled up the wall. It was maybe eight inches across, and covered in long, feathery hairs, which helped it glide away to safety, as we discovered when everybody in the room freaked out about the massive fucking hairy spider on the wall and tried smashing it with spatulas. So yeah, flying spiders. The size of dinner plates. You're welcome.

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Amezed's avatar

I am so sorry. Please don't ever travel to Australia

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Eva Porter's avatar

John Oliver’s show on Sunday was about Matthew Vought and Project 2025. It’ll chill your blood. Everyone should see what they’re supporting when they vote for orange idiot.

Oliver also played Trump talking about outlawing Trans people and how it’s just something the radical left made up a few years ago. Video. Words from his mouth.

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Amezed's avatar

The problem is, the individuals who SHOULD watch it, won't, b/c they are in the cult. Faint hopes that the new title about "The Apprentice" s*itshow might educate some of the ones who aren't all-in. The author is pretty canny from excerpts so far

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Eva Porter's avatar

Exactly what I told my husband. John’s preaching to the choir

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carovee's avatar

Bannon has been on bis way to jail for years. When is going to actually get thrown into the slammer.

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Amezed's avatar

The slammer is like," No! We don't want him!"

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Emil Muz's avatar

The argument that he'll be in jail during the campaign and it's unfair should be replied to with "he should've done his time a year ago and been through with it. Actions have consequences."

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Craig Nixon's avatar

In a very short period of time. Give us 2 weeks. We'll see what happens.

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