And now, a non-comprehensive list of things I devote more brain power to than Hunter Biden and his alleged laptop:
Whether to get creamy or chunky peanut butterThe tactics of the Greek hoplites versus the Achaemenid PersiansJust how much wood a wood chuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck woodWho in the office is microwaving corn dogsDwarf Fortress building strategiesHorses and if they get sadThe battle of MarathonThe Marianas turkey shootMy strategy for recreating the Persian Empire in Europa Universalis IVWhy my nose itchesThe unfathomable horrors of existenceBees and if they get sadThe adorable concept that tiny people are pushing around electrons in my computerThe 90s animated series ReBoot
It’s honestly kind of amazing: their CLOSING ARGUMENT that they thought would seal the deal for Trump in the same way and FBI investigation into nothing by an overzealous idiot did when he ran against Clinton:
Is that Hunter Biden might have used his dads name to get a job.
Meanwhile Ivanka, Jared, Beavis and Butthead exist. Tiffany would be included if her dad remembered who she was
Chunky, always get chunky. There's just no texture to creamy, there's no crunch, there's no....there, there.
Can confirm, horses do get sad. My mom had two horses, and when one of them passed away (had to be put down due to incurable hoof ailments, really sad story itself) the other one neighed and winnied for his buddy for days afterward. They're social creatures, so it affects them when their immediate herd is diminished like that. And now I have a sad too. :(
Your nose itches because it is made of skin, and skin itches from the struggle to contain the fathomable horrors of the universe.
Microwaving corndogs in an office building is but the first unfathomable horror of the universe. Microwaving fish is the second.
And now, a non-comprehensive list of things I devote more brain power to than Hunter Biden and his alleged laptop:
Whether to get creamy or chunky peanut butterThe tactics of the Greek hoplites versus the Achaemenid PersiansJust how much wood a wood chuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck woodWho in the office is microwaving corn dogsDwarf Fortress building strategiesHorses and if they get sadThe battle of MarathonThe Marianas turkey shootMy strategy for recreating the Persian Empire in Europa Universalis IVWhy my nose itchesThe unfathomable horrors of existenceBees and if they get sadThe adorable concept that tiny people are pushing around electrons in my computerThe 90s animated series ReBoot
It’s honestly kind of amazing: their CLOSING ARGUMENT that they thought would seal the deal for Trump in the same way and FBI investigation into nothing by an overzealous idiot did when he ran against Clinton:
Is that Hunter Biden might have used his dads name to get a job.
Meanwhile Ivanka, Jared, Beavis and Butthead exist. Tiffany would be included if her dad remembered who she was
Go for the chunky. You're welcome, but I can't help you with all that other stuff.
ReBoot was the best: especially the final season with the continuing storyline
COCKTOBER TURDPRISE, which isn't even a good pun
I just thought that was Rudy’s new legal name.
I tend towards the chunky as well.
Chunky, always get chunky. There's just no texture to creamy, there's no crunch, there's no....there, there.
Can confirm, horses do get sad. My mom had two horses, and when one of them passed away (had to be put down due to incurable hoof ailments, really sad story itself) the other one neighed and winnied for his buddy for days afterward. They're social creatures, so it affects them when their immediate herd is diminished like that. And now I have a sad too. :(
Your nose itches because it is made of skin, and skin itches from the struggle to contain the fathomable horrors of the universe.
Microwaving corndogs in an office building is but the first unfathomable horror of the universe. Microwaving fish is the second.
Wait! Why wasn’t Cheeto taken to hospital for “altered mental status”? Is that a thing in Omaha?