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Martini Glambassador's avatar

The pure joy of puppy playtime. Hed gif source info here: https://open.substack.com/pub/martiniambassador/p/goldens-in-the-snow

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

Puppies!!!!

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Chuck Dickens's avatar

My elderly dawg just passed away last week and this is making me happy sob.

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GladysKravitz'sCurtains's avatar

I'm sorry for your loss--I lost my own elderly dog in Sept. and miss her still. *Empathetic hug, if wanted.*

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Chuck Dickens's avatar

Thank you and bless you for caring for an elderly dog.

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

Oh no, I'm so sorry about your elder dog!

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Chuck Dickens's avatar

Thank you. Stella was a stray who lived out her last fifteen incredible years with us. She was such a joy.

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Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

I lost my kat on Friday, so same.

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GladysKravitz'sCurtains's avatar

A hug (if wanted) for you, too. I (heart) your name, as my family had a beautiful male Boxer named "Biff" when I was a teen. He was such sweetheart and a goofus.

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Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

Thanks.

I can't even remember when or why I chose "Biff" as my nym here, but I'm sure it had something to do with some derogatory BS from tfg.

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Queroloustwo's avatar

Biff Tannen?

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Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

The character may be woven into the story somehow, but he's not directly responsible.

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

So sorry Biff!

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Billy Wigglestaff's avatar

Heartfelt condolences!

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Eva, Iron Goddess of Mercy's avatar

TINY WUPPIES!!!

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TalentNotAutotune's avatar

I think - THINK - that GIF has erased the image of DJT JR from my mind. I sure hope so! Thank you!

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Ellie Alive In 25's avatar

Thank you for the puppies!

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Beanz&Berryz's avatar

Wow. A pack trying to take down a larger animal!

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Bruce's avatar

With snuggles and licks!

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SkeptiKC's avatar

Momma has her paws full with that rambunctious crew.

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Menotsure's avatar

Tater would have none of this mindless frivolity.

https://substack.com/profile/155631115-menotsure/note/c-53519615

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Thalia Is Not Amused's avatar

Awwww, Tater! He looks so dignified. And comfy!

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Menotsure's avatar

Looks can be deceiving.

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

You can't fool me. I bet Tater has moments of zoominess.

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Menotsure's avatar

As his nose has gotten a little whiter his zomminess has calmed down a bit.

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Notorious J.I.M.'s avatar

Tater probably has ambitions to run the pack.

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tehbaddr's avatar

Holy swollen beetches teets Batman!

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Babe Paley's avatar

I had a case recently involving a litter of 10 puppies, and I SO wanted to make the parties bring all of them into court!

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

Use them as jurors.

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

That could be titled "The Murmuration Behavior of Puppies."

If it was a video it should be narrated by David Attenborough.

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V4Virginia's avatar

I'm gonna keep that tab open so that as the day progresses and I get increasingly pissed off about [gestures at world] alllll this, I have an instant brain-cleanser on tap :)

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Eileen's avatar

GREAT idea!! Thanks!

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Sojourner Truth's avatar

Yay!

Mommydog is awesome merely for the physical accomplishment of birthing that many pups.

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Andrea's avatar

Anytime I see a mom dog with lots of pups, I feel for her. One at a time was enough for me- babies and puppies

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

It’s a lot of pups!

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TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

But cute, fluffy pups

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eddi-SABH's avatar

Even Democrat Presidents have Cabinet resignations. The fact Biden hasn't is even more significant in that light. He's an old pro with serious connections and an ability to move with the times.

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Khavrinen's avatar

"Want to make some soup but concerned the season has passed because it’s spring now?"

I'm such an uncultured swine I thought "soup season" was "whenever I feel like having soup".

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Bruce's avatar

You are not alone! Just ate some home-made Minestrone for lunch. This was a glorious batch, because I hauled out a couple quarts of stock made from the Thanksgiving carcass and a couple Costco roast chicken carcasses from the freezer.

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Craig Nixon's avatar

This is the second time this very batch of Minestrone has got me in the mood.

In the mood for soup, I mean. Yeah, that's it.

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AdmNaismith's avatar

We all know why Michele Bachmann and her ilk are so Pro-Israel, and they are all f-ing disgusting.

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beb's avatar

I furl my brow in concern about the number of people - MTG, Michelle Bachman, Boobert's co-adulter, all talking about God and prophesies and the end of the world. When did Religious whackery become part of our national discourse?

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Craig Nixon's avatar

I've had that tab open for weeks, still haven't had time to read it.

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Bruce's avatar

It's dense, but very telling: Paul Weyrich, Bob Jones and Jerry Falwell cynically decided that they could make abortion a casus belli for the evangelicals, who until that time had been perfectly fine with birth control and abortion, just so they could overthrow the Civil Rights Act...and here we are...the civil rights act in tatters and one party absolutely captured by the theocrats bent on a religious dictatorship behind a completely amoral narcissist criminal like Trump.

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Craig Nixon's avatar

After a lifetime in NY, I moved south - right down the road from Bob Jones University. Those folks are...special.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Since the Puritans arrived in Massachusetts Bay Colony in the 1600's.

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NH is for 🦡🍄🐍's avatar

Shame on you Evan for showing a link to Right Wing Watch, but having it actually GO to a RWW post on Xitter. I have never, nor will I ever, give Elon Musk one click if I can help it. If it’s a story by a specific source, please don’t launder our viewing of it through Musk’s anus!

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mvario's avatar

Grace Jabbari Responds to Jonathan Majors’ Sentencing in Domestic Abuse Case | The Mary Sue

https://www.themarysue.com/grace-jabbari-responds-to-jonathan-majors-sentencing-in-domestic-abuse-case/

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John Norris's avatar

Expect a new round of prophecies in 2078 when the zone of totality crosses the southeast.

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NH is for 🦡🍄🐍's avatar

As if the Eloi and the Morlocks who will be all that’s left by then will care…

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Satanic Pancake's avatar

I think I just took my first step toward adulthood: I gave the smoked salmon that had gotten lost at the back of the fridge a few weeks ago a sniff test before adding it to my breakfast rather than just relying on a visual inspection. It did not pass the test, and I feel much more like an adult today.

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Bruce's avatar

You have entered the Age of Wisdom (and exited the Age of Puking Up Your Breakfast :-)

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El Bastardo's avatar

<little girl squeal>

Prime is releasing the Fallout show on Wednesday night, instead of Thursday!

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Fiddlesticks's avatar

Daily beast wants me to register to see that link. . . And that's a nope.

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ZorPern's avatar

Ways to read an article if you are so inclined; just copy, then paste the URL into their search bar.

https://12ft.io/

https://archive.is/

https://www.spaywall.com/

(Non-peak hrs only)

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Blanche de Shambles's avatar

I have a bunch of navy beans because I needed dried beans to fill a display version of an early-19th century meat pie, and I bought too many, so now I'm going to make navy bean soup and I don't care what season it is.

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Emil Muz's avatar

They serve it every day in the Senate Dining Room, so that's good enough for me.

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Demodocus's avatar

Navy bean soup season!

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mvario's avatar

NYC Chicken Shop Replaces Cashier With Woman in Philippines On Zoom

https://www.404media.co/sansan-chicken-zoom-cashier/

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GiggleSnort's avatar

It is National Unicorn Day.

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RMKH's avatar

If we just give the Crimea and Donbas to Russia, Putin will be satisfied and everything will be peachy. - Neville Chamberlain

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Mark Lungo's avatar

"This is God. If you don't throw all the gays in jail like the fundies want, I'll... make the sky dark for a few minutes. Then everything will go back to normal. It'll be horrible!"

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Bruce's avatar

"If you gays in California don't knock off that stuff I'll send more tornadoes to Oklahoma and Tennesee!"

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