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Boy howdy, you know who the top is in this relationship.

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Don - "No Russia, m'kay?"Bernie - "Russia, GTFO!"

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It's always about the rubles.

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Could he find it on a map? With lines? With NAMES?

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This needs to be posted about a billion times on FaceBot and Twatter.

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Well written. Thanks.

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Please do, I never twitted and FB has become a cesspool.

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Bernie loves Russia. Please. He denied their influence in 2016, and responded to the announcement by insulting the Washington Post.

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You should've mentioned that Ukraine is forbidden to actually deploy or use the Javelin missiles they've been sold, as a condition of the sale.

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A teeny-tiny, itsy-bitsy mushroom dick.

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The words are French, actually.

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For want of a nail......

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I guess all those mega-corporations need to ask for that money they spent on advertising to be returned, because drumpf rally lady says marketing doesn't work.

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1000% true. mix in all that juicy Cambridge Analytica data, and you've got the ability to microtarget vulnerable districts. All those little things add up, and what the campaign needed to do is get over the finish line by 1 vote.

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His connection to Epstein, plus Russia's history of underage sex trafficking lead me to believe that "P" tapes exist, and they are not about urination.

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Utah; nuff said!

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