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The Twitter Industry, Comprised Solely Of Website Twitter.com, Saves American Economy Forever
America's economy has expanded for the first time in four quarters, presumably by exchanging the four quarters in for a dollar. [ AP ]
An online anthology of song lyrics that do not quite merit away message status—"Twitter"—is America's only successful business. [ Reuters ]
Here is a linguistic Venn Diagram about the differences, similarities, and overlapping too-small-to-write-in sliver re: Congress' feelings about the health care bill. [ New York Times ]
Watch the Washington Post try very hard to make "the bill that stole Christmas" meme happen. [ Washington Post ]
Obama has selected eBay's Howard Schmidt person as his new cybersecurity czar-by-any-other-name. [ Wall Street Journal ]
The actual Rain Man who inspired the movie Rain Man and its famous character, Rain Man, has died of a heart attack. [ Times Online ]