The Twitter Industry, Comprised Solely Of Website Twitter.com, Saves American Economy Forever

• America's economy has expanded for the first time in four quarters, presumably by exchanging the four quarters in for a dollar. [ AP ]

• An online anthology of song lyrics that do not quite merit away message status—"Twitter"—is America's only successful business. [ Reuters ]

• Here is a linguistic Venn Diagram about the differences, similarities, and overlapping too-small-to-write-in sliver re: Congress' feelings about the health care bill. [ New York Times ]

• Watch the Washington Post try very hard to make "the bill that stole Christmas" meme happen. [ Washington Post ]

• Obama has selected eBay's Howard Schmidt person as his new cybersecurity czar-by-any-other-name. [ Wall Street Journal ]

• The actual Rain Man who inspired the movie Rain Man and its famous character, Rain Man, has died of a heart attack. [ Times Online ]