Hello, sir. There is SO MUCH BREAKING news in the Stormy Daniels case! She did a "60 Minutes" interview! They've expanded their lawsuit to include a defamation claim against the Trump thug with the fucked up face, Michael Cohen! Wonkette is doing its level best to keep up with developments as they occur, but we feel we have neglected perhaps the most important part of this story, which is that Daniels's lawyer Michael Avenatti, who is not only a lawyer but also a RACE CAR DRIVING LAWYER, is so smoking hot we cannot even hear what he says on the television, because we are rendered deaf by the hotness.
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Fun fact 1: David Schwartz and Michael Cohen both attended the same law school on Long Island, which is one of the worst 4th tier law schools in the country.Fun fact 2: Michael Avenatti attended Geo. Washington U. Law School and graduatedfirst in his class.
You can have him...in your mind at least.
I'm gay, but factor in tequila and I think he could get my pants off.
And here I thought I was the only one thinking unchaste thoughts about him.
Clearly not cunning lingual gymnastics.
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According to Lisa Simpson, Avenatti just made the cover of Non-threatening Boys magazine.
the screenshot of Toobin!
Whatever happened to Adam Rippon?
ka-ching!
IDK. Richard Painter has a great mind but none of us is jumping in his pants...
Well SOMEBODY PAYS HER BILLS. My money’s on Tom Steyer or Melania.
Fun fact 1: David Schwartz and Michael Cohen both attended the same law school on Long Island, which is one of the worst 4th tier law schools in the country.Fun fact 2: Michael Avenatti attended Geo. Washington U. Law School and graduatedfirst in his class.
It shows!
Avenatti has Resting Blue Steel Face. <3
The part with Avenatti ticking off "Thug!"s on his fingers was pretty darn funny.
Between Mueller and this guy, lawyers are getting a better image. All they needed was to be contrasted with the worst lawyers in the world.
Great name.