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Natalie Frenshen's avatar

You can have him...in your mind at least.

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Natalie Frenshen's avatar

I'm gay, but factor in tequila and I think he could get my pants off.

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looksquirrels's avatar

And here I thought I was the only one thinking unchaste thoughts about him.

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Paul of Mt Pleasant's avatar

Clearly not cunning lingual gymnastics.

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eekahil's avatar

Larry O is, at 12:05 , all <iframe src="https://giphy.com/embed/IPi..." width="480" height="265" frameborder="0" class="giphy-embed" allowfullscreen=""></iframe>

via GIPHY

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Aladdin Sane's avatar

According to Lisa Simpson, Avenatti just made the cover of Non-threatening Boys magazine.

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skirt vonnegut's avatar

the screenshot of Toobin!

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rtpoeman's avatar

Whatever happened to Adam Rippon?

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Emil Muz's avatar

ka-ching!

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Sick_Pleasure's avatar

IDK. Richard Painter has a great mind but none of us is jumping in his pants...

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Sick_Pleasure's avatar

Well SOMEBODY PAYS HER BILLS. My money’s on Tom Steyer or Melania.

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shoshanna's avatar

Fun fact 1: David Schwartz and Michael Cohen both attended the same law school on Long Island, which is one of the worst 4th tier law schools in the country.Fun fact 2: Michael Avenatti attended Geo. Washington U. Law School and graduatedfirst in his class.

It shows!

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napalmnacey's avatar

Avenatti has Resting Blue Steel Face. <3

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Dumaiu's avatar

The part with Avenatti ticking off "Thug!"s on his fingers was pretty darn funny.

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Dyna Moe's avatar

Between Mueller and this guy, lawyers are getting a better image. All they needed was to be contrasted with the worst lawyers in the world.

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

Great name.

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