I once asked my 7 and 8 year old nieces what the difference between God and Santa was. It turns out that Santa only watches you part of the time, and also he is fatter.
I lovingly remember hearing David Sedaris read that on NPR for the first time. I particularly liked the part where he was sure he failed the drug test because his urine had stems and roaches floating in it.
puffed-up pundits on TV who really don't care, but believe saying they do somehow makes them...
Rich
FIFY
I watched the Amy ad, I happened to be on the toilet at the time. Good thing, too. WTF??
That was.... strange.
or angered the babby Jeebus and was thoroughly smited
The problem with creeping Xtianitis is the adults, who for some reason fail to grow out of it.
I once asked my 7 and 8 year old nieces what the difference between God and Santa was. It turns out that Santa only watches you part of the time, and also he is fatter.
I lovingly remember hearing David Sedaris read that on NPR for the first time. I particularly liked the part where he was sure he failed the drug test because his urine had stems and roaches floating in it.
Jim Flood
Happy Kwanzaa, motherfuckers.
and yet these same pseudo Christians don't seem to give half a shit about Easter
it's just that nauseating sense of self importance and entitlement they love to wallow in, along with a healthy dose persecution complex
That is something that I listen to as part of my Christmas spirit. Christmas Freud is another good one and is on the same This American Life edition that has the Santaland Diaries: <a href="http://www.thisamericanlife..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.thisamericanlife.org/radio-archives/ep...">http://www.thisamericanlife...
Plus all Mommy wanted was a back rub.
that&#039;s just the medication talking
that&#039;s not logical...
you can put it next to <a href="http:\/\/www.addictinginfo.org\/2013\/12\/06\/oklahoma-satanic-temple-piece\/" target="_blank">this</a>