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The War on Jesus

A new irono-t-shirt, modeled by some "Christian" hottie here, bears the slogan "I Love Jesus (but I do drink a little)." Well Jesus doesn't love you, Ms. Heathen Devil Drinking QUASI-HUMAN! If you really care for the famous wizard-carpenter, the shirt would read "I Love Jesus (but I do have secret gay affairs with minors while being Republican)."
I Love Jesus (but I do drink a little) [Storyville]