The Week In Garbage Men: When's MEN's History Month, Huh?

Every year.

Hello! It's been a while since we've done this, what with all the Nazi bullshit happening these days, but I figured it would be an appropriate time to bring it back, what with March being Women's History Month and yesterday being International Women's Day and all.

As you might imagine, the worst people on the internet have a lot of feelings about these celebrations.

Our first stop this Saturday is to the pro-Trump message board r/The_Donald, which briefly changed its sidebar image yesterday -- which was International Women's Day -- to celebrate "National Dishwasher Appreciation Day." Get it, because ladies are supposed to do your dishes?

Classy! And appropriate. Given the venue.

Then there was this fella, over on YouTube, who spent International Women's Day whining about women getting paid to do sports, and crying about how there is not a chance in this world for white men anymore.

Women's day? When is men's day? When is white history month?    youtu.be 

The only comment on the video is him wondering why YouTube put a swastika video underneath his video, because what is racist about saying "When is white history month?"

He encourages all men to get out there and... uh... do stuff. To stop the women. From doing... stuff. I guess.

Over on the MGTOW subreddit, a fella calling himself "banned_by_cucks" ranted about how women spend "Women's International Day (sic)" being mean to men, even though men are better than women because THEY WON THEIR RIGHTS WITH SWORDS.

Everywhere you see on social media you see women espousing sentiments about the female power/revenge fantasy of matriarchy and female supremacy, which is essentially the end goal of feminism. Countless posts are made berating men for how they are responsible for the lack of accomplishment by women (instead of their own individual incompetences) and anything bad that happens to women. We see womenexplicitly promoting degenerative behaviorsimply because a 'patriarchal, sexist, misogynist rapist male' suggested they not perform completely vulgar and brash behavior that usually just acts against the female best self-interest anyways. You never see anyone applauding men being complete shitheads unless its extrapolated for comedic value in a specific context.

We see countless posts about how hard women fought for their rights. What exactly did you do to earn your rights? You kissed up or bitched at men and got on your knees to political groups that can't keep their promises in which your only value to them in a Democratic system is your vote that would win as a result of mob rule. Women make up the majority of the population, do the math.

Guess how men earned and protected their rights? They did it with their fists, swords, and firearms.

Emphasis... not mine.

Also we steal their money and their places at MIT with our not-swords, only like AOC because she is a woman, and are incapable of "actual independent thought."

We see countless posts about how women are an oppressed minority, yet women make up 51 percent of the population and receive in far excess government benefits compared to what men do (in fact, men are the ones who overwhelmingly finance these benefits). Affirmative Action makes it so that every women is given a leg-up advantage in any form of professional or academic recruitment and competition. For example, women have roughly over double the acceptance rate at MIT than men do.

We see women mindlessly parroting redundant platitudes as if they were some sort of religious ritual of the masses and have no sense of actual independent thought -- "Well-behaved women don't make history"; "Women are the future"; "Bring on the Matriarchy"; "Kill all men"; "#GiveYourMoneyToWomen"; {Insert Anything Supporting AOC because we mindlessly support far-leftist women, because she's a woman!}. Well, perhaps they are mindless drones subscribed to the religion of feminism -- after all, several millions of them actively wore their religious attire on the various Holy Women's Marches.

And we're MEAN!

If women were truly as strong and mighty as they claim to be, they wouldn't have to celebrate their entire day being angry at men and celebrating themselves over inflated platitudes with zero substance of achievement to actually have a justified ego. In fact, they demonstrate their ineptitude and fragility as a result.

If we were really strong, we'd just stay home and do the dishes, obviously.

Also on the MGTOW board, user "dopexile" ranted about how he had never even heard of International Women's Day, and the Senior Director of the Fortune 100 company that he works for -- a MAN, by the way -- had the gall to send everyone under him an email about it.

Said email read:

Let's take a moment to recognize International Women's Day – a day celebrating individuals and activists who are finding innovative ways to advance gender equality.

At all of our facilities, we have the opportunity to work with incredibly talented women who drive our organization forward and display tremendous leadership from day to day.

Oh my, that sure is... totally fine. but dopexile was very upset about it.

At the bottom of the email was a picture of our Senior Management team with the text "Men of Quality Don't Fear Equality". Translation: You are not a real Man if you do not go along with this feminist agenda to discriminate against men.

Note that no communication was sent out for International Men's Day.

Well how is that even fair? I bet he didn't send anything out on March 1st for National Pig Day, either. Dopexile just cannot catch a break!

The incels over on the braincels subreddit mostly chose to celebrate International Women's Day with their regular dumb memes and stewing about seeing "normies" buying their girlfriends and wives flowers at the grocery store, even though (the incels imagine) said girlfriends and wives are probably cheating on them WITH CHAD.

After we all sing our traditional women's day hymns, of course.

And no one EVER sings a Hymn to Him on International Men's Day. What gives?

Rex Harrison — A Hymn To Him    www.youtube.com 

Mr-5-5, who identifies as a shortcel, frugalcel, gumcel and aspercel (I've got the others, but gumcel? Women won't date him because he chews gum all the time? Or because there's something wrong with his gums? What could that possibly be?), hoped to get a warm welcome for this "Look at how feminists used to be good and only asked to vote now they are bad sluts!" meme post...

Alas, the incels actually all agreed that it was very bad for women to vote in the first place. Because if women couldn't vote, they'd all have girlfriends. Obviously.

While it does seem like a bit of a contradiction that they are both mad that they are involuntarily celibate and that women are too "slutty" -- their theory is that they would get laid more if women were less slutty. Somehow. I don't really know.

Anyway -- apologies to the one commenter that doesn't like it when Garbage Men is the open thread, but I am in Florida and I have SWIMMING to do, so yes, this is now your open thread! Have a lovely day!