The Week in Wonkette

•Maybe the problem isn't too little Social Security. Maybe the problem is too much Medicare .

•  Michael Barone: Director's Cut: "When I finish this column, I'm gonna go find an urchin to piss on."

•Seafood-loving humanitarian Mel Gibson sends a fax. 

•Adult diaper or porn-caliber man-hose? Only Dick Cheney knows for sure .

•Removing Michael Moore's feeding tube: Seems like a good idea, but how will it play at the ballot box?

•Striped suit proliferation threatens world peace .