The Week in Wonkette

•You mean there are five people on the planet less influential than Steve Forbes? That's what the list says.

•Rush Limbaugh pouts his lips and rhapsodizes about teen blow jobs .

•Norwegian eco-sluts splatter the forest with life force.

•Does George W. Bush have a secret developmentally disabled twin ?

•Sharon's pants aggressively colonizing his shirt.

•Gannon takes the fifth on sex life with superheroes .