The Week in Wonkette

•Recipe for delicious baby panda : Just add butter.

•You can stop sending us this picture now.

•Scott McClellan, frightened puppy or hairless rodent ? Whatever, he's not talking . Love him anyway.

•"Double super secret background" just not getting the play it deservers.

•Best. Headline. Ever. -- " Leak: Bush Holds Tongue on Probe "

•Take our free advice . Please.