The Week in Wonkette: Access, Access Everywhere and Not a Drop to Drink

•Media finally grants Harvard graduates access to WH briefing.

•Playgirl editor outs self as a... woman . She's also a Republican . Go figure.

•Bunny rabbit's hot lesbian porn on the web for all the world to see.

•The Dan says goodbye . Oh, and "Courage," he also said "courage." Whatever.

•Russell Crowe targeted by al Qaeda as part of plot to make movie stars feel relevant.