The Week in Wonkette: Be Careful What You Say Edition

•Ass backwards: A busty blonde sex-bomb is paying thousands of dollars to press flesh with GOP bigwigs.

•The Kathy Lee of gay sex guides causes a ruckus in Massachusetts.

•Laura Bush and Charles Manson can say whatever the hell they want . PBS liberals, not so much.

•Try finding a straight leprechaun in Boston these days. Thanks to legal same-sex marriage, it's all but impossible.

•Previously anonymous spanking fan sues Washingtonienne for praising his ass .

•If the citizens of Flagstaff, AZ restrict giant groceries stores , will the Nazis have won?