The Week in Wonkette: Perky Delay, Kittens
Are they doing cavity searches at mug-shots now, because Tom DeLay sure looks perky ?
Why did the levees break? Because the water was unafraid .
Bush has finally had it with illegal immigrants who think they can come here and act just like lazy Americans. If they wanna stay, they've gotta be ready to work .
Porter Goss likes his job as CIA Director fine, just as long as he's still got time for organic farming .
Karl Rove's garage not under indictment . Yet.
Everyone loves humiliating kittens -- even the Pentagon.
Is your shiny black leather boot not quite spectacular enough to make Liberace sigh with envy? Then kick it up a notch -- Senator John Cornyn shows you how.
Harriet Miers? At least Bush didn't nominate a La-Z-Boy .
First the kiss , then the scream.