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I'm sure Brian Fischer saw a lot of old 1950's war movies and maybe even a comic book or two that mentioned the war and the Nazis, so he's pretty much as well-informed as he could be on them. This movie, for examplehttps://www.youtube.com/wat...

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Only when they're working on a Republican...

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Needs moar fly-fuckin.'

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I wonder if there's a "cognitive dissonance" stock photo ... for Ben Carson.

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Also, there are blackguards in Bahrain, lowlifes in Lebanon, ogres in Oman, and yeggs in Yemen.

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Plus, also, too there are rapscallions in Reykjavík, enfants terribles in Eritrea, quare fellas in Qatar and xenophobes in someplace starting with "X."

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That bald eagle no haz a single red, white and blue tear for this Once Great Nation rolling down what should be his disappointed-eagle cheek.

My spidey-patriot-senses are tingling me that your purported American eagle is, in fact, a paroled-felon-thus-definitely-gay commie libtard eagle.

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There's no stock photo of the Supreme Court giving oral to the ACA?

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There are no sommeliers in Somolia.

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Usually, in the eagle's eye is a reflection of Dale Earnhardt's car crashing into the World Trade Center.

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Avoided the morning shows. Who are we to go to war with this week? Right now, I gather we should remain in Afghanistan, get back into Iraq with ~10,000 troops (so, no biggie), and go to war with everyone in Syria, with the possible exception of any "moderates" we find. And then we should be in Iran, because why not? Are we supposed to invade North Korea too, or is there concern folks will start thinking about the early 50's and not in a sentimental, nostalgic way? Could we just burn money as an alternative?

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Bibi's rattling off existential threats to Israel and he didn't even mention the crackpots in CPAC? I guess it doesn't fit the narrative.

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Germs in Germany? Turkeys in Turkey? Boys in Brazil?

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Dan Savage did a nice number on ben carson . . . basically: if you think 'the gay' is a choice come and suck my dick . . . that will prove it's a choice . . . he even offered to bring the camera crew.

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Dan would prolly provide Ben some of his trademarked santorum too.

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Bibi is an employee of Sheldon Adelson's.

So he can't say anything bad about his fellow employees.~

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