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ManchuCandidate's avatar

"Every boat floats down here."-LaPage's winning election slogan on tax cuts

ValiumNation's avatar

"Voting is way overrated, yo!" - Vladamir (I got your back) Putin.

Villago Delenda Est  🇺🇦's avatar

Vlad's got your back because he needs a place to sheathe his shiv.

crunchyknee's avatar

You could only get a stock photo of the Three Stooges with Joe DeRita? Worst. Stooge. Ever. But, still way better than Ted Cruz.

Nounverb911's avatar

In other news, the internets are reporting that Cubanadian Crybaby Anchorbaby Ted Cruz is planning on announcing his run for president of Cuba tomorrow. Film at eleven.

Bill Slider's avatar

Not only is the Cruz ready to announce he wants your vote for Prez, he has chosen the bestest place of all to do it, Harvard, no, Liberty, University. Liberty University is not in the NCAA March Madness competition.

TrumpLovedEpstein's avatar

as much as I appreciate the Weekend Stock Photo reports I really d regret not being part of the drunken/stoned orgy it took to come up with the idea! or for that matter not being a part of ALL the drunken/stoned orgies throughout history, but thats another porn-tube...

weejee 🇺🇦's avatar

Cruz won't get to second base even though Cuba balked at MLB's offer to play some bazeball in Havana.

* santorum/hucksterbee 2016 *

weejee 🇺🇦's avatar

Zactly. Curly Reinced Pubis was the best.

Tallmutha's avatar

I want to see the cat.

Tallmutha's avatar

Stephen King looks somehow more...taciturn in that photo than I pictured him. Taciturn and manly. And suicidal.

Tallmutha's avatar

Hey Weekend, better "stock" up (get it?) on Ted Cruz pics, 'cause he's announcing his candidacy tomorrow. Here's a start:

https://m1.behance.net/rend...

VasilyTheCognitiveDissident's avatar

Gov. LePage has personally met Mr. King and knows that he lives in Iowa.