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I declare, y'all have been very hard on the nerves today.

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I think we're both screwed. I've had my eyes on my inbox all day, waiting for that "What the Hell, Here is a Ticket to Boston" email, but it's just more of the "Hello, you still alive? Will our project ever be done?" work bullshit I get every day...

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they're no Oasis when it comes to sibling rivalry, that's for sure

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needs moar blue meanies

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there's always LiLo

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"Stow away in your carrion"

(That sounds more like <a href="http:\/\/wonkette.com\/526873\/breaking-exclusive-must-credit-snipy-shocking-story-about-snipys-departure" target="_blank">that Snipy at Breitbart</a> post)

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Re: Your last line - I might know a guy...

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Is there a difference?

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"... singlehandedly... " -- I see what you did there.

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My Little Tauntaun!*

*(subtle† Dok Zoom / ESB reference)

(† or not-so-subtle)

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I like this one...

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I can see a whole master's thesis in sociology here, comparing blowjob prices to minimum wage, rents, etc. It'd be tough piece of field work, particularly the data collection.

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so Snipy is Tucker Carlson?

who knew?

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<i>"...pay Snipy and some freelance..."</i>

My name in the Witness Relocation Program will be Lance Romero ... because I will be a Free Lance, if you get my meaning.

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Thank the good lord. You can go over there and be Mommy Boo-Boo all over the place and we can go back to throttling people "with votes" here.

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<i>there will not be dumb fucking jerkoff earnest thumb-twiddlers about Miley Cyrus</i>

You should make that your masthead.

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