About a year and a half ago, we bought this here #WARBLOG that is currently getting pixels all over your hands, and changed it into a mommyblog and recipe hub. It's how we do! THERE WILL BE NICE TIME, MOTHERFUCKERS. But then, we read a bunch of dumb articles about how Buzzfeed got like a thousand trillion dollars in VC funds, and also we went to the Vice offices for a meeting once and they had 600 employees -- and that was
I think we're both screwed. I've had my eyes on my inbox all day, waiting for that "What the Hell, Here is a Ticket to Boston" email, but it's just more of the "Hello, you still alive? Will our project ever be done?" work bullshit I get every day...
(That sounds more like <a href="http:\/\/wonkette.com\/526873\/breaking-exclusive-must-credit-snipy-shocking-story-about-snipys-departure" target="_blank">that Snipy at Breitbart</a> post)
I can see a whole master&#39;s thesis in sociology here, comparing blowjob prices to minimum wage, rents, etc. It&#39;d be tough piece of field work, particularly the data collection.
Thank the good lord. You can go over there and be Mommy Boo-Boo all over the place and we can go back to throttling people &quot;with votes&quot; here.
I declare, y&#039;all have been very hard on the nerves today.
I think we&#039;re both screwed. I&#039;ve had my eyes on my inbox all day, waiting for that &quot;What the Hell, Here is a Ticket to Boston&quot; email, but it&#039;s just more of the &quot;Hello, you still alive? Will our project ever be done?&quot; work bullshit I get every day...
they&#039;re no Oasis when it comes to sibling rivalry, that&#039;s for sure
needs moar blue meanies
there&#039;s always LiLo
&quot;Stow away in your carrion&quot;
(That sounds more like <a href="http:\/\/wonkette.com\/526873\/breaking-exclusive-must-credit-snipy-shocking-story-about-snipys-departure" target="_blank">that Snipy at Breitbart</a> post)
Re: Your last line - I might know a guy...
Is there a difference?
&quot;... singlehandedly... &quot; -- I see what you did there.
My Little Tauntaun!*
*(subtle&dagger; Dok Zoom / ESB reference)
(&dagger; or not-so-subtle)
I like this one...
I can see a whole master&#39;s thesis in sociology here, comparing blowjob prices to minimum wage, rents, etc. It&#39;d be tough piece of field work, particularly the data collection.
so Snipy is Tucker Carlson?
who knew?
<i>&quot;...pay Snipy and some freelance...&quot;</i>
My name in the Witness Relocation Program will be Lance Romero ... because I will be a Free Lance, if you get my meaning.
Thank the good lord. You can go over there and be Mommy Boo-Boo all over the place and we can go back to throttling people &quot;with votes&quot; here.
<i>there will not be dumb fucking jerkoff earnest thumb-twiddlers about Miley Cyrus</i>
You should make that your masthead.