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Incoming Ham's avatar

I declare, y'all have been very hard on the nerves today.

Shypixel's avatar

I think we're both screwed. I've had my eyes on my inbox all day, waiting for that "What the Hell, Here is a Ticket to Boston" email, but it's just more of the "Hello, you still alive? Will our project ever be done?" work bullshit I get every day...

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

they're no Oasis when it comes to sibling rivalry, that's for sure

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

there's always LiLo

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"Stow away in your carrion"

(That sounds more like <a href="http:\/\/wonkette.com\/526873\/breaking-exclusive-must-credit-snipy-shocking-story-about-snipys-departure" target="_blank">that Snipy at Breitbart</a> post)

Shypixel's avatar

Re: Your last line - I might know a guy...

Lefty Mark's avatar

Is there a difference?

Lefty Mark's avatar

"... singlehandedly... " -- I see what you did there.

Lefty Mark's avatar

My Little Tauntaun!*

*(subtle† Dok Zoom / ESB reference)

(† or not-so-subtle)

Lot_49's avatar

I can see a whole master's thesis in sociology here, comparing blowjob prices to minimum wage, rents, etc. It'd be tough piece of field work, particularly the data collection.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

so Snipy is Tucker Carlson?

who knew?

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<i>"...pay Snipy and some freelance..."</i>

My name in the Witness Relocation Program will be Lance Romero ... because I will be a Free Lance, if you get my meaning.

Joshua Norton's avatar

Thank the good lord. You can go over there and be Mommy Boo-Boo all over the place and we can go back to throttling people "with votes" here.

Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>there will not be dumb fucking jerkoff earnest thumb-twiddlers about Miley Cyrus</i>

You should make that your masthead.