14 Comments

Nor were the charges that he kept a stable of Girl Scouts that matched his blood type.

Expand full comment

There's plenty of African nations a Britisher doesn't have to feel terribly guilty about: there's the ones the French fucked over, and the Congo is on the Belgians. We're only on the hook for what... 1/3 of the continent?

Expand full comment

Call and raise you Maggie Thatcher.

Expand full comment

You're better off w/ silicone.

Expand full comment

Message for Dr. Kissinger.

Expand full comment

Actually, since silicone warms to the touch, studies show users DO get off better w/ it.

Expand full comment

Too right. Wake me when the Hague issues arrest warrants for Bush/Cheney et al.

Expand full comment

Oh, that's just fuckin' great. Next they'll have to pay the workers a decent wage. Do you have any idea what that will do to the price of tires??

Expand full comment

dare eat that peach

and i shall wear my trousers rolled.

Expand full comment

i'm not sure. depends on who gets sicker of belarus first.

as an aging tinpot dictator you should always be aware of your shelf life.

Expand full comment

this is tots OT but i just listened to the morning edition piece with norm ornstein and thomas mann for the THIRD TIME today.

no one says this shit and it's the truest shit i've heard in forever.

should be the narritative of the nation <a href="http://www.npr.org/2012/04/..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.npr.org/2012/04/30/151522725/even-wors...">http://www.npr.org/2012/04/...

Expand full comment

Hey, you don't need 'em when you rely on that abstinence-only thing.

Expand full comment

Too bad he's heading to jail. I understand he was on the short list for Mitt's VP choices.

Expand full comment

"she’s a former Citibank VP who inherited a country with $4.9 billion in debt and reduced that to virtually nothing in just a few years."

$16 trillion in U.S. national debt awaits your able hands.

Expand full comment