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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Nor were the charges that he kept a stable of Girl Scouts that matched his blood type.

SullivanSt's avatar

There's plenty of African nations a Britisher doesn't have to feel terribly guilty about: there's the ones the French fucked over, and the Congo is on the Belgians. We're only on the hook for what... 1/3 of the continent?

The Quirk's avatar

Call and raise you Maggie Thatcher.

The Quirk's avatar

You're better off w/ silicone.

chascates's avatar

Message for Dr. Kissinger.

The Quirk's avatar

Actually, since silicone warms to the touch, studies show users DO get off better w/ it.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Too right. Wake me when the Hague issues arrest warrants for Bush/Cheney et al.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Oh, that's just fuckin' great. Next they'll have to pay the workers a decent wage. Do you have any idea what that will do to the price of tires??

fuflans's avatar

dare eat that peach

and i shall wear my trousers rolled.

fuflans's avatar

i'm not sure. depends on who gets sicker of belarus first.

as an aging tinpot dictator you should always be aware of your shelf life.

fuflans's avatar

this is tots OT but i just listened to the morning edition piece with norm ornstein and thomas mann for the THIRD TIME today.

no one says this shit and it's the truest shit i've heard in forever.

should be the narritative of the nation <a href="http://www.npr.org/2012/04/..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.npr.org/2012/04/30/151522725/even-wors...">http://www.npr.org/2012/04/...

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Hey, you don't need 'em when you rely on that abstinence-only thing.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Too bad he's heading to jail. I understand he was on the short list for Mitt's VP choices.

schmannity's avatar

"she’s a former Citibank VP who inherited a country with $4.9 billion in debt and reduced that to virtually nothing in just a few years."

$16 trillion in U.S. national debt awaits your able hands.