The Wonkette Google Referral Rumor Index

A few of the search strings that brought people here over the past week, and what we think they mean. Remember: Gossip is what people want to know more about.

•  barack obama drug addiction : Give Alan Keyes's campaign manager a raise!

•  jenna bush michael phelps : But he's not old enough to drink!

•  Michelle Malkin gay marriage : Congratulations! Which one of you gets to wear the dress?

•  Gang of 500 : The Note is fucking Jessica Cutler. Obviously.