The World Won't End
Quelle surprise, Ben Nelson and other senatorial douchebags are holding up the bill that would encourage direct lending to college students instead of shoveling money into private banks. [ Washington Post ]
The Haitian situation is no longer in its "urgent" phase, so George Clooney will just have to find some other nation to save. [ Bloomberg ]
President Obama is crashing the Republicans' secksy retreat in Baltimore today, and they are going to give him an EARFUL. [ ABC News ]
Amazon is the last company in America to still be earning a profit. [ ABC News ]
Tony Blair insisted in front of an Official Panel that he was not George W. Bush's lapdog or poodle or whatever, despite all evidence to the contrary. [ New York Times ]
Bill Gates plans to save the lives of eight million children in the next decade. YOUR MOVE, STEVE JOBS. [ New York Times ]