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I remember, years ago in LA, when some poor guy went out to walk his dog and a palm tree fell on him, killing him instantly.

In an unrelated incident, also in LA, a child was killed by a palm tree on a playground.

They planted them around the playground even though they were known as "widowmakers."

Fucking palm trees. Habitats for rats.

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Happy new year, JLC. I got to meet Tish James at the inauguration of Carlina Rivera, who is my rep on City Council. Much love.

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I am honored to be someone Carl Reiner does not know but wishes a Happy New Year. I wish him the best as well.

Awhile back, I went to hear Estelle Reiner sing.

She was great.

In addition to me and a bunch of nobodies were Mel Brooks, Ann Bancroft, and Carl Reiner.

Following my rule with respect to celebrities, I didn't bug them.

I almost wish I had but nah. They needed no glop-affirmation from me.

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Putin's plan, Part One?

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Thank you, Susan Sarandon.

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He just fucked up Bigtime.

He didn't let Ivanka in on the design.

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Some years ago in Sonoma County, a eucalyptus tree fell across the road during a triathlon, pinning one athlete and destroying his bike. Eucalyptuses will do that with no warning, or at least no symptoms of disease or old age.

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Happy New Year :-)New Year's Resolution done just about a minute ago. Hilarious confirmation page, right to the last "Buttsechs forever and ever, Amen." Ha!Spending today knitting swatches for fulling tests on this new-ish wool I'm using, plus copious cat snuggles.

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I very much want to snorkel. I love to snorkel a lot. Thanks.

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Besmirches are unbecoming but belong in the Be Best world of Trash and Trailer.

Its not a besmirch iffen its true, right. I mean that's just a statement of fact, like Diamond and Silk are made of glass and cotton. For reals, its says so right there on their labels next to always wash in cold and do NOT bleach.

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I had forgotten how good he is. Makes me want to dig out my vinyl & set up my turntable.

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Glass shard and 60 grit.

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Thank you, JLC!!

I still giggle when I see besmirch statements, and, like also too, I find I have to restrain myself to keep from using it outside the safety of the non-comments here.

And Tish James is a hero... I'm so proud to have voted for her!!

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hugs and kisses

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I use also too all the time, and have no idea of its origin. Does it even have one?I admit I'd forgotten the genesis of 'besmirch statements' tho, so. thanks for the refresher on that.

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Another +1. Had to.

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