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That one shocks me. On second thought, no it doesn't. This is Je!B. He can wreck it!

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He's going to have a hard time using the men's room in Houston .

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If you think cinnamon flavored chili on overcooked spaghetti is terrible, you should try the Ohio school lunch favorite, Johnny Marzetti, a baked macaroni and ground beef casserole sometimes made with peanut butter.

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Should be easy then. What the Dems need to do is a: Switch parties in Tejas and then say whatever to get elected and then once they get there, actually get good shit done.It would be fun for the head asplosions

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You really have to feel sorry for someone who confused this with reality:

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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Mr. Pinkham, you do not disappoint.

i admit it, i was afraid you might just be a foodie . . . i was wrong.

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a valid question for many of our repugnant politicians.

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Pinkham is awesome. I knew CA was good from gawker, where I never commented (I hated Kinja), and I'm SO GLAD to see CA here.

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Oh, I don't know Fiorina is pretty shittastic too. It's like Sophie's Choice trying to decide which one of them is the most awful and will do the most damage to the country.

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Aren't Ohio's kids protected by the Geveva Conventions?

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I always forget that so many people died. Christ, what a clusterfuck of a presidency that was.

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Well, if Bob Dees is taking over, we can at least expect a consistent theocracy.

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I'm alive going is, so far so good. Happy New Year, DW.

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I don't know VAT you are talking about.

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I have friends in Wisconsin, so I can't forget about the bastard.

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Kasich is running for VP. A tricky proposition when you have no idea which lunatic the GOP id will vomit up as the Prezzy candidate.

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