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ResisterSister's avatar

Wow, I don't know...I think I'd prefer Twilight. And god, I hate saying that.

sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

I wish they'd stop shouting and whining about going and how much we'll miss them, we'll see, don't you worry, we'll regret it and just fucking go already.

santyclz's avatar

Go, ye heroes, go to glory,Though you die in combat gory,Ye shall live in song and story.Go to immortality!

with apologies to G&S

theCryptofishist's avatar

That doesn't sound at all dodgy.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Well, if they couldn't get into Accountancy school, I guess.

LeighBowery'sLuxuryComedy's avatar

2019 in Sex, aka the Year I Came Out of Retirement and Got Some Again, and no one is more amazed at that than I, believe you me.

John Iwaniszek's avatar

Wankette. <snerk>

David Brown's avatar

That would be another year.

David Brown's avatar

Watching the end of Its a Mad Mad Mad Mad World on glitchy tape. Still good fun. "You know the word, your Honor ... it's called blackmail."

Crip Dyke, ABOLISH THE POLICE's avatar

overlaid with some stuff about dialing the pink telephone

Can it be, like, rotary dial, but with modern haptic feedback?

Crip Dyke, ABOLISH THE POLICE's avatar

Is this the thread where we wish Devin Nunes a happy MOOOO year?

Dr. Rags's avatar

Is this thread stover?

Athaic's avatar

There is an xkcd about this.

https://xkcd.com/684/

(adjust genders/numerals as appropriate)

Although, don't believe the narrator. The allowed bragging period is one month, not one week, so feel free to keep sharing.

(I could have put the starting scene of Amélie Poulain, too)

mikka's avatar

Sometimes I think (ha says partner) we have come quite a way when I also too as well had the reaction to the Warren/Marine bollox of 'good for her' :)

Cripes's avatar

He just... sailed right out there.