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Wow, I don't know...I think I'd prefer Twilight. And god, I hate saying that.

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I wish they'd stop shouting and whining about going and how much we'll miss them, we'll see, don't you worry, we'll regret it and just fucking go already.

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Go, ye heroes, go to glory,Though you die in combat gory,Ye shall live in song and story.Go to immortality!

with apologies to G&S

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That doesn't sound at all dodgy.

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Well, if they couldn't get into Accountancy school, I guess.

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2019 in Sex, aka the Year I Came Out of Retirement and Got Some Again, and no one is more amazed at that than I, believe you me.

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Wankette. <snerk>

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That would be another year.

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Watching the end of Its a Mad Mad Mad Mad World on glitchy tape. Still good fun. "You know the word, your Honor ... it's called blackmail."

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overlaid with some stuff about dialing the pink telephone

Can it be, like, rotary dial, but with modern haptic feedback?

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Is this the thread where we wish Devin Nunes a happy MOOOO year?

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Is this thread stover?

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WaPo FTW!

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There is an xkcd about this.

https://xkcd.com/684/

(adjust genders/numerals as appropriate)

Although, don't believe the narrator. The allowed bragging period is one month, not one week, so feel free to keep sharing.

(I could have put the starting scene of Amélie Poulain, too)

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Sometimes I think (ha says partner) we have come quite a way when I also too as well had the reaction to the Warren/Marine bollox of 'good for her' :)

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He just... sailed right out there.

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