On this Election Day, Michael Peroutka -- theocrat, neo-confederate, and Republican candidate for county council in Ann Arundel County in Maryland who has also flirted with the Constitution Party because CONSTITUTION -- would just like to remind you
If you replace all instances of "Jesus/God/The Divine One/Christ/etc" the above transcript with "time-traveling zombie-hunter Abe Lincoln" it still works. And it's more kick-ass. That's the version I'm going with. I can haz $49 dollars now?
If you replace all instances of "Jesus/God/The Divine One/Christ/etc" the above transcript with "time-traveling zombie-hunter Abe Lincoln" it still works. And it's more kick-ass. That's the version I'm going with. I can haz $49 dollars now?
There's so much shit in this post, I can't find the pony.
I thought Jesus was more of a baseball or hockey fan because of the saves.
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*blows whistle*
Personal foul! Roughing the analogy! 15 yards, automatic first down!
It&#039;s like a mix of free verse and word salad, with old timey words thrown in here and there.
<blockquote>our rights and how to redeem them</blockquote>
How many cans of hobo beans can I get when I redeem my right to bear arms at Costco?
I thought it was Illegal use of God to the face.
A parachute?
Congrats on repenting! Please use your powers for good from now on. And it is no small thing that they paid, on time.
Nice meter.