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Mr. Malarkey's avatar

She was also the voice of the computer in TNG. That's how I ended up meeting her, sort of. I was in my booth at an event, and I kept hearing this voice from the other side of a partition in the next booth. I was like "Where have I heard that voice before?!" Suddenly it dawned on me that it was the computer from TNG. I poked my head around the partition and there she was. We ended up sitting beside each other in those booths for the entire weekend, and she was just lovely.

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Non Doctior's avatar

that is an awesome story! I like it a lot

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insert_something_creative's avatar

Here's the video for anyone who wants to watch it (I too thought it was very good): https://www.cnn.com/videos/...

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Blue Cat's avatar

Thanks so much for capturing this- it made perfect sense to me.

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Serolf Divad's avatar

She'd make a great spokesperson for the Flat Earth Society.

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Crz's avatar

We need an inauguration advent calendar.

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retson's avatar

Judd Deere can kindly get on a tractor bound for Fuckyouville.

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wmpmacm's avatar

Mother would not approve

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Dinz6315's avatar

No, she used the Abuse office video that preceded it. "You vacuous, toffee-nosed, malodorous pervert!!!"

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pgjack's avatar

Maybe it’s congenital like the Trump and the GOP used to say about Hillary. But they said it in a nice way not like the nasty Democrats and their nasty tweets. Trump and his repugnant enablers would never say anything nasty about anyone.

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Guest Liberal's avatar

At some point she's going to molt and then fly off somewhere to lay an egg mass.

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psychobroad's avatar

Evan, have I told you lately that I love you?

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Chrome Diopside's avatar

So glad this vapid, lying moron will be gone soon.

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Opiwan's avatar

Expecting a modicum of common sense from the NFL front office is a sketchy bet at best

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Klapaucius's avatar

"this is a White House that started out by trying to convince us an under-attended Ku Klux Klan bake sale was the biggest inauguration crowd in history"

This, ladies and gentlemen, is why we frequent these hallowed halls ...

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kloewent's avatar

pence's head

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