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Mr. Malarkey's avatar

She was also the voice of the computer in TNG. That's how I ended up meeting her, sort of. I was in my booth at an event, and I kept hearing this voice from the other side of a partition in the next booth. I was like "Where have I heard that voice before?!" Suddenly it dawned on me that it was the computer from TNG. I poked my head around the partition and there she was. We ended up sitting beside each other in those booths for the entire weekend, and she was just lovely.

Non Doctior's avatar

that is an awesome story! I like it a lot

insert_something_creative's avatar

Here's the video for anyone who wants to watch it (I too thought it was very good): https://www.cnn.com/videos/...

Blue Cat's avatar

Thanks so much for capturing this- it made perfect sense to me.

Serolf Divad's avatar

She'd make a great spokesperson for the Flat Earth Society.

Crz's avatar

We need an inauguration advent calendar.

retson's avatar

Judd Deere can kindly get on a tractor bound for Fuckyouville.

wmpmacm's avatar

Mother would not approve

Dinz6315's avatar

No, she used the Abuse office video that preceded it. "You vacuous, toffee-nosed, malodorous pervert!!!"

pgjack's avatar

Maybe it’s congenital like the Trump and the GOP used to say about Hillary. But they said it in a nice way not like the nasty Democrats and their nasty tweets. Trump and his repugnant enablers would never say anything nasty about anyone.

Guest Liberal's avatar

At some point she's going to molt and then fly off somewhere to lay an egg mass.

psychobroad's avatar

Evan, have I told you lately that I love you?

Chrome Diopside's avatar

So glad this vapid, lying moron will be gone soon.

Opiwan's avatar

Expecting a modicum of common sense from the NFL front office is a sketchy bet at best

Klapaucius's avatar

"this is a White House that started out by trying to convince us an under-attended Ku Klux Klan bake sale was the biggest inauguration crowd in history"

This, ladies and gentlemen, is why we frequent these hallowed halls ...