Having successfully fucked over a Texas charitylast week, Stupidest Man on the Internet Jim Hoft decided to try some new formats over the weekend, and attempted a Buzzfeed-style listicle.
Ghey black muslin messican terrist babby with large prominent calf muscles and a nasty cough, wearing a Croation soccer team prayer rug and a backpack containing well-thumbed copies of <i>The Communist Manifesto</i> (autographed by author HR Clinton) and Alinsky&#039;s <i>Rules For Radicals</i> (bearing a sticker on the inside cover saying &quot;Courtesy of the White House&quot;) and a brand-spanking new Urdu-English dictionary, who just crossed the border into the US from Honduras (or Afghanistan, whichever is closer) via a Hamas-built tunnel.
David Letterman?
<i>Billboard</i> magazine?
Citrus macht frei.
Today we are all Hitler
Orange Julius Caesar says, &quot;et tu, Fruite?&quot;
It&#039;s a long way to the top if you want to rock and roll
Oskar Schindler?
&quot;&#039;Hoft&#039; Doesn&#039;t Sound Like An American Name.&quot;
More like a cat throwing up a hairball.
Oh, I&#039;ve read them all at some point in the last 40 years.
&quot;Uber alles&quot; is German for &quot;Fuck yeah!&quot;
Actually, it was the ship that developed a list.
Nothing on this site is REMOTELY accurate.
ne plus ultra #smoti.
Ghey black muslin messican terrist babby with large prominent calf muscles and a nasty cough, wearing a Croation soccer team prayer rug and a backpack containing well-thumbed copies of <i>The Communist Manifesto</i> (autographed by author HR Clinton) and Alinsky&#039;s <i>Rules For Radicals</i> (bearing a sticker on the inside cover saying &quot;Courtesy of the White House&quot;) and a brand-spanking new Urdu-English dictionary, who just crossed the border into the US from Honduras (or Afghanistan, whichever is closer) via a Hamas-built tunnel.
Craig Newmark?
With Boss &quot;I wasn&#039;t wrong; I was misinformed&quot; BlunderRush as Sgt. Schultz.