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Yeesh. So disappointed in him. He was funny once upon a time.

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They're so low they could stand tall under whale shit, at the bottom of the ocean.

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Where the only off-limit topic was implying he had less money than he claimed.

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There goes the trade imbalance...

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Guy Fieri?

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Alternate OHJB image with our Canadian bunk hunk fantasy and I'm in...

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It was. I worked a couple of blocks from Television City where it was recorded. On Fridays, I'd have a sandwich after work and then go wait in line. I saw some good shows, he had interesting guests on. And he had really good writers. It's one of the main reasons I was so stunned when he flipped. I mean, sure, he took a really bad career hit after 9/11, but that reaction was rather extreme.

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Always works with a bully, and those who eagerly cluster around the bully for "power."

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Rimshot!

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Let's not forget his immortal star turn as color man on Monday Night Football, when he gilded the gridiron game with such memorable quips as ... as ...

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And Ann would have graciously permitted him to use it with her blessing.

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I wonder if she has a pouch.

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Actually, I think Melania looks like a squinty idiot who needs a pair of glasses.

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My first husband never smiled for pictures. Every picture I ever had of him ... including our wedding pictures ... he looked like he was straining to take a dump.

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Oh hubba hubba.

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I get more of a "young Jennifer Coolidge" vibe.

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