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That petty fucking asshole chef douchenozzle who yells at his fucking staff over every little thing because of his fucking anger issues, but gets validated by having his own fucking dozen cooking reality shows? Cause, fuck that guy, is why.

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Meanwhile, Kim Jeb-un calls his older brother Wrong-un behind his back and silently plots his revenge.

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Worm B. Free. I loved him when he played for the Sixers.

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"You're firebombed!"

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It would be irresponsible etc,etc

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*golf clap*

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I have two daughters.Yes.

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Nah, too unbelievable.

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Has he tried to defund passenger rail services in the DPRoK?

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Harmless fraternity pranks.

Rush

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Hey, YOU try ruling the world some time.

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Dude needs to cut down on the coffee enemas.

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Gun-humpers everywhere be like..."Dayamn!"

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Hanging is so passé.

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Sometimes you have a machine-gunning, and then you let the dogs eat the corpses. So both stories could be true-ish. Like the two conflicting stories of Judas' death in the Bible: Maybe he hung himself (slash was helped) and then the body was cut down and the guts flew out everywhere when it hit the ground. Its not an either/or necessarily.

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Watch out when your Korean dictator boss goes ballistic.

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