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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

That petty fucking asshole chef douchenozzle who yells at his fucking staff over every little thing because of his fucking anger issues, but gets validated by having his own fucking dozen cooking reality shows? Cause, fuck that guy, is why.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Meanwhile, Kim Jeb-un calls his older brother Wrong-un behind his back and silently plots his revenge.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Worm B. Free. I loved him when he played for the Sixers.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

"You're firebombed!"

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Vienna Woods's avatar

It would be irresponsible etc,etc

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

*golf clap*

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

I have two daughters.Yes.

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Nah, too unbelievable.

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Has he tried to defund passenger rail services in the DPRoK?

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alwayspunkindrublic's avatar

Harmless fraternity pranks.

Rush

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Logic of Color's avatar

Hey, YOU try ruling the world some time.

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Mr. Blobfish's avatar

Dude needs to cut down on the coffee enemas.

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Logic of Color's avatar

Gun-humpers everywhere be like..."Dayamn!"

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weejee 🇺🇦's avatar

Hanging is so passé.

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SLIMY SPYING ENEMY TRUMP's avatar

Sometimes you have a machine-gunning, and then you let the dogs eat the corpses. So both stories could be true-ish. Like the two conflicting stories of Judas' death in the Bible: Maybe he hung himself (slash was helped) and then the body was cut down and the guts flew out everywhere when it hit the ground. Its not an either/or necessarily.

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Shibusa's avatar

Watch out when your Korean dictator boss goes ballistic.

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