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102415's avatar

So why are they bothering to run for President if it's the end of the world in 2012? Hmmmm?

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Nice try, but Glenn Beck could do it with only two arrows.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

It serves my purposes, that my fistees remain uncertain. It keeps 'em upright, so to speak.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

How can something so wrong be so funny? They may send you to Hell for it, but you'll get high-fived when you get here.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Mormons are weird (and I bet 90% of 'em don't take the fables seriously), but relatively harmless. I'll take baptizing the dead over killing the unbaptized, any day.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

That's the whole plan, Snoop ... when Jeebus comes back, he's supposed to set up shop in Jerusalem, and then the Xtards get to rule the world for 1,000 years. (It's going to seem like longer.)

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Right on

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

This would replace the Idiotcracy with Batshitcrazyocracy.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

That kind of paleotelepathy is <i>de rigueur*</i> among TP'ers. ___________________ * using French in case they're reading this

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The Quirk's avatar

I've long described myself as Unitarian Apatheticist. No longer give a shit.

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The Quirk's avatar

In that case, I too believe that government and other institutions should be run by humans.

Which leaves out Bachmann.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I'd ask if I could join your church, but I bet you'd say you don't give a sit.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

Γ’Β™Βͺ ҙ« Ave Sharia...ҙ« ҙ¬

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Holy shit! Seriously...who deepthroats a corndog?

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