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So why are they bothering to run for President if it's the end of the world in 2012? Hmmmm?

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Nice try, but Glenn Beck could do it with only two arrows.

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It serves my purposes, that my fistees remain uncertain. It keeps 'em upright, so to speak.

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How can something so wrong be so funny? They may send you to Hell for it, but you'll get high-fived when you get here.

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Mormons are weird (and I bet 90% of 'em don't take the fables seriously), but relatively harmless. I'll take baptizing the dead over killing the unbaptized, any day.

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That's the whole plan, Snoop ... when Jeebus comes back, he's supposed to set up shop in Jerusalem, and then the Xtards get to rule the world for 1,000 years. (It's going to seem like longer.)

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Right on

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This would replace the Idiotcracy with Batshitcrazyocracy.

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That kind of paleotelepathy is <i>de rigueur*</i> among TP'ers. ___________________ * using French in case they're reading this

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I've long described myself as Unitarian Apatheticist. No longer give a shit.

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In that case, I too believe that government and other institutions should be run by humans.

Which leaves out Bachmann.

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I'd ask if I could join your church, but I bet you'd say you don't give a sit.

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Γ’Β™Βͺ ҙ« Ave Sharia...ҙ« ҙ¬

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Holy shit! Seriously...who deepthroats a corndog?

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